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# Lay off
we moved in our house and it had a stair lift, we kept it and it is amazing for when I'm drunk
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:45, archived)
# Aww :( I want one now!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:47, archived)
# it's awesome
every house should have one
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:50, archived)
# I'll have a word with the landlord next time I see him.
Say it's 'new government regulations'.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:52, archived)
# just say youre a disablist
and that you also want one of those fancy walk-in baths or a wet room advertised by famous old people on TV.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:56, archived)
# I could have the downstairs shower seen to as well, get it converted to a jacuzzi.
"Yeah uhh... I've got... eczema... a really bad kind. That can only be treated with a jacuzzi and vodka."
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:58, archived)
# and bikini clad asian babes
(but not if your name is michael ellis - he's not covered by the insurance policy)
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:59, archived)
# Oh, of course :)
And I think the entirety of Japan want his blood now. He is the unforgiven one! *points finger*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 22:03, archived)
# sod that
all i got was a shower and a bed bar
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 22:09, archived)
# I bet you wish it moved faster though, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:53, archived)
# Like the one in Gremlins?
Well... maybe not as fast as THAT.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:54, archived)
# Simples...
Change engine to a V8. Set to Launch Mode.
(I helped save b3ta! Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:54, archived)
# they should have done that in top gear when they did those experiments with a corvette engine
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:57, archived)
# Should be able to get a grant from the council for the conversion
I assume the chair lift has already been upgraded to include cupcan holders?
(I helped save b3ta! Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 22:00, archived)
# yeah a little
I might have a tinker
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 22:00, archived)
# Except bungalows
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:55, archived)
# some of those corridors can be quite long
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:56, archived)
# get one of those airport / jetson style moving walkways
would be great for unloading your shopping into the kitchen
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:58, archived)