OFFS! not only are you just posting pics you have found on the internet, you are also deleting threads.
WHAT THE FUCK IS THE MATTER WITH YOU?
In other news, I am hot, but y'all knew that
(WHAT THE FUCK IS THE MATTER WITH YOU?
In other news, I am hot, but y'all knew that
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Thu 24 May 2012, 19:55,
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But it's shoppedCan't you see he shopped out the website tag from the top-right?
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Ghoti Fingers,
Thu 24 May 2012, 19:58,
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haha - fuck yes!(
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Thu 24 May 2012, 19:59,
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Oi halala4832fluffy notice: Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Thu 24 May 2012, 20:03,
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If you've been affected by any issues in this thread, call our helpline.
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Ghoti Fingers,
Thu 24 May 2012, 20:29,
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I expect this thread is going to self-destruct Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Thu 24 May 2012, 20:02,
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haha!WINNAR!
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Thu 24 May 2012, 20:11,
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My reply vanished in a puff of internet smokethe mods are getting quick these days
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Jahled Three shades of black,
Thu 24 May 2012, 19:59,
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it's all the coke Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Thu 24 May 2012, 20:00,
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I'm quite gutted it featured an elephant walrus fisting David Cameron, and took six hours to make in full view of my boss
( Jahled Three shades of black,
Thu 24 May 2012, 20:03,
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I expect they evolved them specially Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Thu 24 May 2012, 20:07,
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Speaking of evolution, look who has grown to be a very beautiful young lady
^CFB
Jahled Three shades of black,
Thu 24 May 2012, 20:22,
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bloody hell, that genuinely made me well up a bitshe's all grown up and is a magnificent lady
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HappyToast Groat froth,
Thu 24 May 2012, 20:32,
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And she should have a few brothers and sisters in a week or two..Just in time for a Canon 1DX to arrive on these shores to capture every moment
( Jahled Three shades of black,
Thu 24 May 2012, 20:40,
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thinkin' 'bout lunch
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Thu 24 May 2012, 20:43,
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Luckily that's a completely inbred white tigerwe would have nothing to do with given it's not a natural species
( Jahled Three shades of black,
Thu 24 May 2012, 21:28,
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the banjo player of the cat world
cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations,
Thu 24 May 2012, 21:39,
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Oh indeedTop of the things you want to spot staring at you with a banjo in it's paws, salivating
That is actually quite a concept..
(That is actually quite a concept..
Jahled Three shades of black,
Thu 24 May 2012, 21:49,
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Invite the PM to the zooMake this a real thing.
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Tribs ๐ฆ ↓ dn สษส sแดษฅส ↓๐ฆ,
Thu 24 May 2012, 20:20,
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I shall add this to my list of things to doEdward Norton was in yesterday adding his name to something charitable, cool guy
( Jahled Three shades of black,
Thu 24 May 2012, 20:24,
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Hope you yelled out "Your anti-virus software sucks!" Tribs ๐ฆ ↓ dn สษส sแดษฅส ↓๐ฆ,
Thu 24 May 2012, 20:27,
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really?as in actor Edward Norton? cool
He's meant to be a right awkward bugger to work with hence his not being the Hulk in the avengers movie
(He's meant to be a right awkward bugger to work with hence his not being the Hulk in the avengers movie
HappyToast Groat froth,
Thu 24 May 2012, 20:35,
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Gave us his presence for an event last night though I can't remember what for. I expect it will be in the news in a day or two. They asked if I could cover the event, but failed to wave any money under my nose
Edit: Camera traps. "We have a reception and dinner in the Council Room this evening with the actor Edward Norton, whoโs working with Jonathan Baillie on a project to expand Instant Wild and improve monitoring in Kenya."
(Edit: Camera traps. "We have a reception and dinner in the Council Room this evening with the actor Edward Norton, whoโs working with Jonathan Baillie on a project to expand Instant Wild and improve monitoring in Kenya."
Jahled Three shades of black,
Thu 24 May 2012, 20:42,
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Remember, folks, you heard it here first! Tribs ๐ฆ ↓ dn สษส sแดษฅส ↓๐ฆ,
Thu 24 May 2012, 21:08,
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That's the life, eh?Sniffin coke off a squirrel's tits!
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mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส,
Thu 24 May 2012, 20:04,
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we can only dream of being in that particular fast-lane Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Thu 24 May 2012, 20:06,
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^this It's what fires me up and gets me going in the morning
( Jahled Three shades of black,
Thu 24 May 2012, 20:08,
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*rubs nipples* Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Thu 24 May 2012, 20:05,
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O_o OhhI want to draw this!
( Death is the Eternal I have not my ally,
Thu 24 May 2012, 19:57,
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The dog isn't raping the catjust 'special cuddling'
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Thu 24 May 2012, 19:58,
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"They're playing leapfrog."Might pop out to the shop whilst it's still nice out.
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Thu 24 May 2012, 20:02,
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Here's two pounds, take your time while your mum and I pop upstairs for a lie down.
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Ghoti Fingers,
Thu 24 May 2012, 20:05,
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I read that as poop upstairsDIRTY MUMMY!
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Thu 24 May 2012, 20:13,
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Hi Moggy.We don't like this picture. He stole this picture. This is bad humanism.
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Mu Dinofiddler,
Thu 24 May 2012, 20:03,
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Spoken like a nativeI heard they're going to be offering it on those Rosetta Stone adverts
( Ghoti Fingers,
Thu 24 May 2012, 20:07,
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they may as well have just set those ads in a Lidlit's like the United Nations in there
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Thu 24 May 2012, 20:08,
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Let's have a b3ta bash in a LidlI like the one in Brixton
( Ghoti Fingers,
Thu 24 May 2012, 20:13,
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*understands* Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Thu 24 May 2012, 19:58,
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If you recall, Christmas was already ruined.I think this has probably fucked up New Year's.
( mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส,
Thu 24 May 2012, 20:05,
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Let's just put it this wayAscension day is cancelled
( Ghoti Fingers,
Thu 24 May 2012, 20:07,
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Which one is ascension day?Is that the one with the Jews?
( Mu Dinofiddler,
Thu 24 May 2012, 20:12,
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Mu, I'm sorry but I think it's ALL fucked at this point.Probably best to skip straight to 2014 and take it from there.
( mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส,
Thu 24 May 2012, 20:08,
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Aw man!*thrusts hands in pockets*
*kicks dirt*
*slouches off*
(*kicks dirt*
*slouches off*
Mu Dinofiddler,
Thu 24 May 2012, 20:10,
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You will get many replies, but don't expect flowers and chocolates.
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Captain Howdy,
Thu 24 May 2012, 19:58,
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oh do be a good chap and FUCK RIGHT OFF!
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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips.,
Thu 24 May 2012, 19:58,
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so anyway...you were saying something about Argos and air conditioners...
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Thu 24 May 2012, 19:59,
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yesI don't 'do' hot weather very well, my brain starts to short circuit
( Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips.,
Thu 24 May 2012, 20:00,
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I got so sleepy in my dull dull stuffy office todaythat I needed 2 cans of Monster in one go. Then I was just as tired and needed a piss
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Thu 24 May 2012, 20:02,
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Water, water, and more water3 pints of water perked me right up this afternoon (and no hangover to recover from, either).
( Ghoti Fingers,
Thu 24 May 2012, 20:03,
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This hot weather does have it's advantages though, especially when you work in a city centrewith lots of pretty girlies walking about
ifyouknoworramean
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Thu 24 May 2012, 20:11,
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This is true. Where do they all go when the sun's away?Are they like anti-vampires?
( Mu Dinofiddler,
Thu 24 May 2012, 20:13,
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they are still there, you just have to stare for longer Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Thu 24 May 2012, 20:15,
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A guidebookbooks.google.co.uk/books/about/Le_Frotteur_est_homme_du_monde.html?id=eF4ltwAACAAJ&redir_esc=y
(may not be a guidebook)
((may not be a guidebook)
Ghoti Fingers,
Thu 24 May 2012, 20:18,
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The wiper is the man of the world?? Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Thu 24 May 2012, 20:23,
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I got lots of cold drinks but it doesn't really help, just fills me up with liquid
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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips.,
Thu 24 May 2012, 20:04,
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my seat appears to be the one that is furthest from every aircon outlet Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Thu 24 May 2012, 20:09,
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this is pic chur make me aaw
ya fanny!
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Thu 24 May 2012, 19:58,
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I love you back, you great big sack of shit!
BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever,
Thu 24 May 2012, 20:00,
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Lassies had a cock toos/he was a pre-op canine transexual
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Thu 24 May 2012, 20:04,
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Poor Timmy. He always was a bit of a pillow biter.
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BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever,
Thu 24 May 2012, 20:31,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Explosions"){kind=small}
Duh, what are going to do now George?
cowcat Bituminous squeegee,
Thu 24 May 2012, 20:03,
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Why am I looking at your dog?Hello new person.
It can be a bit odd here and hard to understand at first why somne things are fine (CDCs) and others are not.
My advice it to take a step back for a bit and watch, only post things that you have made yourself and try to avoid rushing the board or deleting threads.
If you have any questions please gaz me and I will see if I can answer, but in the mean time, please read our FAQ.
Cheers.
(It can be a bit odd here and hard to understand at first why somne things are fine (CDCs) and others are not.
My advice it to take a step back for a bit and watch, only post things that you have made yourself and try to avoid rushing the board or deleting threads.
If you have any questions please gaz me and I will see if I can answer, but in the mean time, please read our FAQ.
Cheers.
LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Thu 24 May 2012, 20:32,
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Who the munster-flicking heck do you think you are,Coming here with your so-called "reasonable advice"?
( Ghoti Fingers,
Thu 24 May 2012, 20:41,
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I am Lord Manley of Vennand you would do well to fear me, little man.
( LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Thu 24 May 2012, 20:44,
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it's truehe will likely fall on you or something
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Thu 24 May 2012, 20:47,
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Let us establish this, once and for all:b3ta - the advanced truths
1) Nobody knows exactly where the line is, but you will find out quickly when you have crossed it.
2) The mood, will and whimsy of the board is not to be fathomed or dictated.
3) If your post count per year exceeds your salary, then you probably spend too much time on B3ta.
4) If you open B3ta outside of your usual days/time period, don't expect to be popular, understood or even liked. However if you are not popular, understood or liked in your usual days/time period, then this doesn't matter.
5) /talk boarders all secretly want to be /boarders but they will never admit it.
6) Lurkers are always watching.
7) Mods fucking love the power.
8) Deleting a thread is often worse than creating an inappropriate thread in the first place. Nobody can tell you exactly why.
Item three may not apply in this instance, however
(1) Nobody knows exactly where the line is, but you will find out quickly when you have crossed it.
2) The mood, will and whimsy of the board is not to be fathomed or dictated.
3) If your post count per year exceeds your salary, then you probably spend too much time on B3ta.
4) If you open B3ta outside of your usual days/time period, don't expect to be popular, understood or even liked. However if you are not popular, understood or liked in your usual days/time period, then this doesn't matter.
5) /talk boarders all secretly want to be /boarders but they will never admit it.
6) Lurkers are always watching.
7) Mods fucking love the power.
8) Deleting a thread is often worse than creating an inappropriate thread in the first place. Nobody can tell you exactly why.
Item three may not apply in this instance, however
Jahled Three shades of black,
Thu 24 May 2012, 20:59,
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