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# Why am I looking at your dog?
Hello new person.

It can be a bit odd here and hard to understand at first why somne things are fine (CDCs) and others are not.

My advice it to take a step back for a bit and watch, only post things that you have made yourself and try to avoid rushing the board or deleting threads.

If you have any questions please gaz me and I will see if I can answer, but in the mean time, please read our FAQ.

Cheers.
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 20:32, archived)
# Who the munster-flicking heck do you think you are,
Coming here with your so-called "reasonable advice"?
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 20:41, archived)
# I am Lord Manley of Venn
and you would do well to fear me, little man.
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 20:44, archived)
# it's true
he will likely fall on you or something
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 20:47, archived)
# Let us establish this, once and for all:
b3ta - the advanced truths

1) Nobody knows exactly where the line is, but you will find out quickly when you have crossed it.

2) The mood, will and whimsy of the board is not to be fathomed or dictated.

3) If your post count per year exceeds your salary, then you probably spend too much time on B3ta.

4) If you open B3ta outside of your usual days/time period, don't expect to be popular, understood or even liked. However if you are not popular, understood or liked in your usual days/time period, then this doesn't matter.

5) /talk boarders all secretly want to be /boarders but they will never admit it.

6) Lurkers are always watching.

7) Mods fucking love the power.

8) Deleting a thread is often worse than creating an inappropriate thread in the first place. Nobody can tell you exactly why.

Item three may not apply in this instance, however
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 20:59, archived)
# ^ s'true
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 21:01, archived)
# I swiped it from your profile
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 21:04, archived)
# Especially
item 6
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 21:07, archived)
# ^this
(, Thu 24 May 2012, 21:50, archived)