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# I'm monopolisin' it.


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(barzo, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 16:26, archived)
# I guess you're not even allowed a chip on your shoulder inside the stadium.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 15 Jul 2012, 16:30, archived)
# only with a codpiece
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 16:37, archived)
# I don't think they had potatoes the last time people wore codpieces.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 15 Jul 2012, 17:22, archived)
# Verily, mi'lawd.
I mean uhh, yeah, that's probably right.

EDIT: Oooh, image challenge idea! *dashes over to suggestions*
b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post1673410
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 17:28, archived)
# This week it should very obviously be sheds
VOTE SHEDS

"The world is about to go mad for the Olympics. By "the world" I mean "the media". Since the Olympics are obviously piss-boring, let's all photoshop sheds instead. Sheds doing the 1000m relay, sheds manning machine gun posts in the trenches of the Great War, sheds sweeping in majestic herds across the horizon, sheds on pogo sticks and sheds taking tents up the wrong'un."

b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post1672908

VOTE SHEDS
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 17:55, archived)
# Anything but the sodding Olympics! *votes*
I've got a particularly manky shed. (or Manc-y, ha ha ha...)
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 17:59, archived)
# :D
clicked
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 17:59, archived)
# ta lads
i might spend the next couple of weeks photoshopping sheds anyway, regardless of how unlikely it is rob will allow anything shed-based back on b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 18:04, archived)
# I bet this gets a shed load of votes
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 18:03, archived)
# that deserves pain
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 18:05, archived)
# I am anabaSHED
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 18:08, archived)
# It's the tents that have got the pole,
surely the sheds would be getting it up the wrong'un?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 15 Jul 2012, 18:03, archived)
# hmmm
proper sheds have wood though. maybe it's turn and turn about
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 18:04, archived)
# A shed giving a tent a reach-around.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 15 Jul 2012, 18:15, archived)
# SHEDS VOTED
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 18:55, archived)
# Care to provide a link to the terminally lazy?
I mean, it's like three clicks away from here.

clicked, by the way.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 15 Jul 2012, 17:56, archived)
# Sorted! It is quite a few clicks away, you're not wrong.
I think it was about 4.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 18:00, archived)
# Made the trip myself.
www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post1673422

'Escaping Stalag B3ta'
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 15 Jul 2012, 18:02, archived)
# Now there's a film I'd watch!
Or make, or consider making, or something...
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 18:08, archived)
# What kind of contradiction is it to be having McDonald's sponsoring the Olympics anyway!!
There ought to be rules about sports promoting unhealthy fast food companies. Yes let's all enjoy the fantastically fit athletes competing at the top end of their respective sports while fucking munching on something that nearly 100% saturated fats and heart stopping gunk, not to mention all the sugar that's in the drinks as well as the food.

Actually I like a McDonald's meal every now and again but then I'm never likely to sprint 100 meters in under 6 weeks. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 16:35, archived)
# McDonald's,
Coca cola, Cadbury's, Heineken.

Go figure.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 16:39, archived)
# Ture - it's really a sad indictment that only these types of companies have the budget for sponsorship
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 16:40, archived)
# and EDF
gits raised my gas & elec prices this year, pees me off knowing my money's being spent sponsoring running & jumping
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 16:49, archived)
# No-one else's hobbies get the same treatment.
That's one of the things that annoys me about the olympics. Fuck, I don't demand a national academy for drawing birds, or collecting James Bond novels, so why do they get all that money and attention for running and jumping?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 15 Jul 2012, 17:21, archived)
# at least it's not cigarettes anymore
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 16:50, archived)
# Yes although it would be funny to have Benson and Hedges sponsoring the Olympics
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 17:07, archived)
# it would have to be behind screens and only over 18's allowed to watch
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ā‚ wā‚’ā‚™ā‚–y, wā‚įµ„y wā‚’ā‚™dā‚‘įµ£, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 17:11, archived)
# Cor, you've seen my shopping list! ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 18:30, archived)
# The only time..
I generally go in Mcdonalds is to use their toilets whilst out and about, having a Mcpiss as I call it.

(barzo, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 16:50, archived)
# I do that in train stations
when you have to pay to use the station's own faciliies.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 16:56, archived)
# If you go
for a dump, it's a McShit. If you get questioned and tell them that you're going order afterwards, it's a McShit and Lies
(I helped save b3ta! social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 20:44, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 21:41, archived)
#
EM
WB

Early morning Wobbly Bloke?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 16:49, archived)
# apologies for lack of quality and taste
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ā‚ wā‚’ā‚™ā‚–y, wā‚įµ„y wā‚’ā‚™dā‚‘įµ£, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 17:09, archived)
# slipping this in rather late
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Mon 16 Jul 2012, 15:46, archived)
# haha nicely
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 17:22, archived)
# The way all these corporate behemoths behave
Just seems so staggeringly removed from the worlds that the people they want to exploit inhabit, it kind of makes we wonder how much of it is arrogance and how much is ignorance.

But yup, what vile, smegma-huffing cuntflaps.
(I helped save b3ta! Willmot laid a scotch egg, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 17:29, archived)
# haha, the power of advertising, Not had a eatout burger for about a year, but now I want a big mac...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 15 Jul 2012, 18:50, archived)
# I HEART SWASTIKA GOLDEN ARCHES
(OTT, Tue 17 Jul 2012, 11:22, archived)