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# i can't drink
doctor's orders. although, i'm pretty sure vodka would only lower my blood pressure. oh, and i have a shower, not a bath.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 10 May 2014, 13:11, archived)
# I have a solution
I'll fax you a copy of my inflatable bath and email a few bottles of non-alcoholic vodka. I have some back-issues of Woman's Weekly - I could send them via pigeon-post.
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sat 10 May 2014, 13:21, archived)
# gadzooks! a fine plan and no mistake!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 10 May 2014, 13:22, archived)
# Just a word of caution
Some of the pages in the Woman's Weekly magazines may be stuck together, others may be just a little moist.
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sat 10 May 2014, 13:28, archived)
# damn condensation!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 10 May 2014, 13:31, archived)
# Aaahh...yes...that's it...condensation
Or...errrrmmm...the pigeons. Yes. Probably the pigeons - dirty little buggers.
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sat 10 May 2014, 13:35, archived)
# those guano stains are hard to shift
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 10 May 2014, 13:40, archived)
# That's what the pigeons tell me.
Right. I'm off to the pub for ridiculous amounts of booze and a few frames of pool whilst watching Quins kick the shit out of Bath. Have a smashing afternoon :D
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sat 10 May 2014, 13:43, archived)
# you too :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 10 May 2014, 13:45, archived)