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[challenge entry] NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - Seagulls

White vultures, death from above at the seaside, the phantom chip stealer. Seagulls are fast becoming a serious threat to modern society,
Even David Cameron has demanded a 'big conversation' about what can be done after one took a bit of ham from his sandwich.
What do we do to tackle the menace, should they be hated or should we salute our ingenious shoplifting, feathered friends? tell us, with Photoshop.

From the Seagulls challenge. See all 113 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Wed 29 Jul 2015, 22:00, archived)
# Walter Palmer killing Pigeons
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 29 Jul 2015, 22:05, archived)
# True story
In the coastal town where I work, they bring in a falconer (or hawker?) a few times a week to chase them away. Doesn't really seem to work though.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 29 Jul 2015, 22:18, archived)
# In corporate park here, they hire a guy with a station wagon to round up all the Canada Geese.
He relocates them & collects money from the business owners. The geese come back. The business owners call him again.

What a job!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 29 Jul 2015, 22:32, archived)
# Hahaha
The geese and the guy must really know eachother by now
Split the money
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 29 Jul 2015, 22:54, archived)
[challenge entry] Compost for repo
One of my finest moments: Steven Seagull shagging Jessica Albatross


(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 29 Jul 2015, 23:02, archived)
[challenge entry] :)

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 29 Jul 2015, 23:10, archived)
# He looks quite determined.
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 3:14, archived)
# Isn't it past your bedtime?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 29 Jul 2015, 22:05, archived)
[challenge entry] Come get some...

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 29 Jul 2015, 23:13, archived)
# Oh dear lord
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 0:17, archived)
# Still lethal. Low bird leg kicks.
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 3:16, archived)
# it's his little feet I like the most
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Thu 30 Jul 2015, 18:37, archived)
# Nobody better take a bit of me from MY fucking sandwich!
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 30 Jul 2015, 0:18, archived)