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# *tips fedora*
(, Thu 24 Sep 2015, 13:44, archived)
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(, Thu 24 Sep 2015, 14:06, archived)
# Actually, I was referring to my latest donation to the Fedora Project
The only hat that I'd ever wear is a propeller hat. I always look so blithe as I romp around the town in my paedo propeller hat... I mean, not-paedo propeller hat...
(, Thu 24 Sep 2015, 14:13, archived)
# Interesting fact about the propeller hat
If you attach a powerful-enough motor, the vibration from the hat will give you a headache.
(, Thu 24 Sep 2015, 14:15, archived)
# And before the invention of the chin strap in 1704
The most common way of losing your propeller hat was to have it stolen by a Scouser.
(, Thu 24 Sep 2015, 14:17, archived)
# Before the invention of nails to nail everything down, that was the most common way of losing *anything*
(, Thu 24 Sep 2015, 14:27, archived)
# Wouldn't you need a hammer to nail things down?
(, Thu 24 Sep 2015, 14:28, archived)
# Hammers were invented first, such is human nature and the human desire to violently open walnuts
(, Thu 24 Sep 2015, 14:33, archived)
# Violently opening walnuts is so cruel and should be banned
I just like to tickle them and sing Barry Manilow ballads; they'll open up in due course
(, Thu 24 Sep 2015, 14:38, archived)