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christhebarker,
Mon 18 Mar 2024, 23:26,
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That’s not Kate….is she on your death list or not?You should probably be working on that, cuz over 50 celebs have died already this year.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Mon 18 Mar 2024, 23:53,
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She's definitely not dead, yet.I reckon Thomas Kingston got her up the duff at around the same time as Charles was diagnosed with terminal cancer. The Windsors had already started fast-tracking Wills/Kate for the throne in preparation for Charles' death when the news of the bastard baby broke.
Having the new Queen preganate with an illegitimate child whilst taking the throne would be a terrible look for the firm especially considering the circumstances, so they scheduled a mandatory 'abdominal surgery' to take care of the problem without Kate's explicit consent.
The 'accidental'/forced abortion has sent Kate doolally and now she's being held indefinitely in a secure facility for 'her own well-being', effectively silencing her.
I reckon she'll be let out briefly within the next couple of months, and then die tragically in a car crash whilst being chased by the paparazzi on her way home.
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Tue 19 Mar 2024, 8:27,
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Having the new Queen preganate with an illegitimate child whilst taking the throne would be a terrible look for the firm especially considering the circumstances, so they scheduled a mandatory 'abdominal surgery' to take care of the problem without Kate's explicit consent.
The 'accidental'/forced abortion has sent Kate doolally and now she's being held indefinitely in a secure facility for 'her own well-being', effectively silencing her.
I reckon she'll be let out briefly within the next couple of months, and then die tragically in a car crash whilst being chased by the paparazzi on her way home.
Far more believablethan the frankly simplistic theory that she's been replaced by a pegger
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Tue 19 Mar 2024, 9:43,
archived)
When exactly did speculation and lies replace hard evidence and truth in the news media?
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Tue 19 Mar 2024, 17:15,
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LIAR!!!And all your photoshops are fake!
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Tue 19 Mar 2024, 21:10,
archived)
When we stopped believing in factsAbout 2016 in the UK and USA
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Tue 19 Mar 2024, 21:54,
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The original image is definitely AI, I can tell by the wonky letters.
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Tue 19 Mar 2024, 10:29,
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It's the meal between elevenses and twelveses
brb shitting dahlias,
Tue 19 Mar 2024, 16:13,
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You misunderstand me."CAKE" is one letter away from CATE, which sounds like KATE. "D" is a shorthand for THE. "OFFEE" is an instruction to 'off', i.e. kill. "OFFEE D CAKE" is a coded message to MI7 to murder Kate, it'll happen any day now.
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Wed 20 Mar 2024, 8:52,
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Needs more coded anti-Semitism, numerology and cross-promotion to be a winning conspiracy theory.5/10
( brb shitting dahlias,
Wed 20 Mar 2024, 22:04,
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