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# Whiskas Insanity Chilli Flavour was a big hit.
(tomsk, Thu 15 May 2003, 13:57, archived)
# Larvly.
Back with a vengeance.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 15 May 2003, 13:57, archived)
# Hee hee



but I'm scared by evil fire-breathing kitty with such dark, empty eyes...
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Thu 15 May 2003, 13:58, archived)
# Huzzah

Milk is the best thing to cure chilli pain. Or yoghurt.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 15 May 2003, 13:59, archived)
# woo
That kitty is nodding his head in perfect synch with the music I is listening to right now. How bizarre.
(OB1, Thu 15 May 2003, 14:00, archived)
# Not at all
he's listening to the same thing
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 15 May 2003, 14:01, archived)
# Heh
(S)He has good taste.
(OB1, Thu 15 May 2003, 14:03, archived)
# admit it
you're listening to whigfield
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 15 May 2003, 14:05, archived)
# What's
your point?
(OB1, Thu 15 May 2003, 14:06, archived)
# stop trying to out
other fan club members
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Thu 15 May 2003, 14:09, archived)
# would you like to join?
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 15 May 2003, 14:17, archived)
# Personally
I'm not too keen on Westlife, oh well, no accounting for it, i suppose
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 15 May 2003, 14:05, archived)
# They write their own lyrics, y'know.
(OB1, Thu 15 May 2003, 14:07, archived)
# mine too
"suicide note pt.1" by Pantera
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 15 May 2003, 14:05, archived)
# I bet that's what he's listening to.
He sure looks like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 15 May 2003, 14:08, archived)
# Its actually not what youd expect
"suicide note pt.1" is very chilled and almost, dare I say it, nice.


"suicide note pt.2" however....
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 15 May 2003, 14:10, archived)
# well I have
too many dj's in my cd player and it rocks
(I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Thu 15 May 2003, 14:15, archived)
# get them out of there!
little bastards! they'll sleep anywhere...
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 15 May 2003, 14:18, archived)
# trying
don't know how they all fit in there anyway
(I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Thu 15 May 2003, 14:19, archived)
# Heh heh
:D
(OB1, Thu 15 May 2003, 14:22, archived)
# oh
so cute, is it fluffy
(screamingchicken, Thu 15 May 2003, 14:02, archived)
# .
lent
(I helped save b3ta! Dai_Marzipan Ain't no party like an S Club party, Thu 15 May 2003, 13:59, archived)
# even
cellent
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Thu 15 May 2003, 14:02, archived)
# Or even
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Thu 15 May 2003, 14:06, archived)
# ¿
help an oversea bugger and explain :p
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Thu 15 May 2003, 14:06, archived)
# egg sell ant?
took me a minute too.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Thu 15 May 2003, 14:08, archived)
# great minds
you know the drill
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Thu 15 May 2003, 14:08, archived)
# Eggs
Sell
Ant

Fucking ridiculous price though, the crooks
(Mattyboy, Thu 15 May 2003, 14:08, archived)
# Have you ever seen
an ant that big before?

Thirty quid's cheap if you ask me - just think how much it could carry...
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Thu 15 May 2003, 14:10, archived)
# neither
did I see eggs that great. it's probably just a maquette of an office
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Thu 15 May 2003, 14:11, archived)
# £20
that's as high as I'll go - but I want a copy of Ant Attack on ZX Spectrum thrown in as well
(Mattyboy, Thu 15 May 2003, 14:12, archived)
# eggs
sell ant?
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Thu 15 May 2003, 14:08, archived)
# Dites
ce que tu vois.
(I helped save b3ta! Monkeyboy, Thu 15 May 2003, 14:08, archived)
# eggs sell ant
eggsellant
excellent
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Thu 15 May 2003, 14:08, archived)
# Eggs
Sell

Ant
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Thu 15 May 2003, 14:09, archived)
# okay
eggs-sell-ant?
(I helped save b3ta! notshitashi OMOH, Thu 15 May 2003, 14:08, archived)
# or
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Thu 15 May 2003, 14:10, archived)
# Couldn't remember
who did that one, but Thor hasa good one too.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Thu 15 May 2003, 14:12, archived)
# hee, thats class
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Thu 15 May 2003, 13:59, archived)
# hehehehe
that made me snigger like a monkey...woo
(I helped save b3ta! buckets, Thu 15 May 2003, 13:59, archived)
# I drank a 2 mouthfulls of Insanity Sauce once...
*fact*
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Thu 15 May 2003, 13:59, archived)
# a committe for
what?

edit - ohhhhhhh - change yer user name now why don't you!
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Thu 15 May 2003, 14:01, archived)
# Umm
I'm pretty sure it's the rock society my friend is starting at Uni (I think!).
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Thu 15 May 2003, 14:10, archived)
# and now you put...
"drank a 2 mouthfulls" without noticing

/captian pendant
(I helped save b3ta! canyousmellonions? spirit is willing but flesh is spongy, and bruised, Thu 15 May 2003, 14:01, archived)
# *ahem*
_caption_
(I helped save b3ta! jonas is not my name, Thu 15 May 2003, 14:04, archived)
# or possibly
_captain_

but then there probably should have been an "aye aye" or "yarr" in there somewhere.
(I helped save b3ta! jonas is not my name, Thu 15 May 2003, 14:08, archived)
# bugger
lost me captaincy. yarrrr :(
(I helped save b3ta! canyousmellonions? spirit is willing but flesh is spongy, and bruised, Thu 15 May 2003, 14:21, archived)
# I did
fucked me right up it did...
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Thu 15 May 2003, 14:11, archived)
# we used to put it in passed-out people's mouths
at parties.

memories...
(I helped save b3ta! wingphil, Thu 15 May 2003, 14:02, archived)
# hahaha
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Thu 15 May 2003, 13:59, archived)
# woo
burny !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Thu 15 May 2003, 14:00, archived)
# wooo
kitty breath :)
(I helped save b3ta! anno domini hiatus, Thu 15 May 2003, 14:01, archived)
# woo!
leeds hasn't driven you sane then :)
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 15 May 2003, 14:02, archived)
# I'm thinking of lobbying
parliment about having an extra E added to Leeds, it just makes it sound more cheerful when said out loud.
Leeeds, see.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 15 May 2003, 14:05, archived)
# leeds is an anagram of sleed
which isn't a real word, but i like it a lot
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 15 May 2003, 14:13, archived)
# threadjack!
i just got meself a posh colour phone, right (was a free upgrade, huzzah!) and thought i'd b3ta-ise it!! just means making some 128x128 pixel images really, then going to get them using WAP.

thought i'd share them with you... just plonk these urls into "Go to Address" if you've got a colour Nokia...(probly works on other horns too)

Just type www.thosebears.com/<filename> into your phone where <filename> is fear.jpg, leaping.jpg, quo.jpg and fluffy.jpg respectively
ps - there's no way i can get your phone number from you!
pps - no responsibility taken if you fuck it up!
(I helped save b3ta! lurker_no_more, Thu 15 May 2003, 14:03, archived)
# Hurrah
Lovely. Although I went through the whole WAP thing before realising that it would have been far quicker and easier to send them from my computer by bluetooth. D'oh.
(I helped save b3ta! foop, Thu 15 May 2003, 14:11, archived)
# was a bit wary
about posting it really, cos it's really not very hard but i've been looking at the leaping kitten on my phone for about an hour thinking "that's luvverly" so i felt i had to share!!

am sure it's like teaching your granny to suck eggs (that's eggs) for most b3tans!!!
(I helped save b3ta! lurker_no_more, Thu 15 May 2003, 14:15, archived)
# ahh you seetheart
woo to liking new toys.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Thu 15 May 2003, 14:18, archived)
# i can't seem to recieve it
on my sony t68i. is it because it is a sony?
(martian, Thu 15 May 2003, 14:20, archived)
# hrrrm dunno?
i've got a nokia so i made it fit my screen (found the resolution off the nokia site) - whether the sony stops you from getting jpgs that aren't the same as your screen i have no idea i'm afraid...
(I helped save b3ta! lurker_no_more, Thu 15 May 2003, 14:22, archived)
# already got the fear
but just put fluffy on my memory stick.
Yay for colour phones

(I helped save b3ta! Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Thu 15 May 2003, 14:23, archived)
# hurrah and huzzah for the tomsk
all well and moved in???
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Thu 15 May 2003, 14:06, archived)
# fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! corington, Thu 15 May 2003, 14:08, archived)
# Oh that's
triffik!
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Thu 15 May 2003, 14:11, archived)
# late in the day but
Love it
(welwynrose, Fri 16 May 2003, 10:31, archived)