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# Bugger - look what's in there. Let's just find another pub.

Click for a bigger cock, geddit?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 23:45, archived)
# classy. woo.
i'm missing your facts. :(
but that's a great piccie, makes up for 10,000 facts
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 23:46, archived)
# is that
a fact?
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 23:47, archived)
# 92% fact
i believe
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 23:48, archived)
# FACT
listening to "Blue Flashing Light" by Travis whilst brushing teeth reduses brushing time by up to 30%, according to completely biased clinical studies
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 23:49, archived)
# 1. kittens bring half-dead moths into your kitchen and play with them.
2. kittens are often afraid of bigger cats.
3. kittens miaow outside your room at 4am.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 23:50, archived)
# yaaaaaaaaaaaay
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 23:51, archived)
# lol!
Kittens jump on your head and bite your hair on Sunday mornings, 100% FACT
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 23:51, archived)
# You have a thing for half dead moths...?
Must be a Leeds thing.

I missed something out of this reply, and now I can;t for the life of me remember what it was.... assume it was fantastically witty and amusing though.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 23:57, archived)
# wooo the hen night!!
did you have a good one?
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 23:47, archived)
# hen nights are great fun
:D
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 23:47, archived)
# i wouldn't know :P


i am guessing no one got you a stripper :)
i would kill anyone who did that.
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 23:50, archived)
# well.
i wasn't the only man on feorag's hen night.

the condition was we had to come in drag :)
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 23:50, archived)
# the worst I got
was a tiara and a fairy wand. I managed to "lose" both quite quickly, too. Also, I now own my own bodyweight in Sanctuary bath products 'cos they got me loads as a pressie.

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 23:52, archived)
# how lush :)
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 23:55, archived)
# I wish
I could win my own bodyweight in Vodka...that would rule*


*because I'm a fat bastard
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 23:56, archived)
# it wasn't bad.
Nothing terrible happened, thank God. Except all my sisters, at the end of the night, dancing wildly with their boobs falling out of their clothes while my mates and I just stood back and watched in horror.

They were much, much drunker than me. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 23:49, archived)
# ooooops
i mistook dr tef for you there - sorry.

sisters.. family, can't live with them, can't kill them etc
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 23:50, archived)
# with hilarious consequences.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 23:51, archived)
# yes.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! tef, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 23:52, archived)
# And your wife will be?
:)

w...well, you are called Phil for a reason....right?

:D
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 23:51, archived)
# you're my wife now,
Dave.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 23:53, archived)
# I wish this was
a legal document:)



I'd sue you for calling me dave:)
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 23:57, archived)
# har har! you always have brilliant tales of your sisters
woo to your hen night!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 23:54, archived)
# hee hee
at the last edinb3tan we saw a hen's night party - all dressed in identical outfits - except i think they each had their names printed on the tshirts.

how was yours? :)
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 23:47, archived)
# looks like a pretty rowdy
hen night,

Was it good then?
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 23:48, archived)
# ooohhh classy:)
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 23:49, archived)
# haha
classy birds!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 23:51, archived)
# someone deleted the thread
*punch*
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 23:58, archived)
# which thread?
bob's thread?
*slap*
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Mon 7 Jul 2003, 0:00, archived)
# i can't remember
*thump*

cock off and stop following me!
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Mon 7 Jul 2003, 0:04, archived)
# bob's thread is still there...
why are you telling me about deleted threads?
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Mon 7 Jul 2003, 0:06, archived)
# pfffffft
i couldn't find it?
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Mon 7 Jul 2003, 0:08, archived)
# yay - perfect!
I think you've got a special 'dress animals up like people' button in photoshop - they always look so good!
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 23:55, archived)
# I must say I was greatly aided by the discovery of this website:
Ray's Chicken Pictures Page.

Ray is very enthusiatic about his chickens.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 23:57, archived)
# mwahahaaa
Ray

AKA 'Stingray'

he sounds like a dangerous and exciting chap!
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Mon 7 Jul 2003, 0:06, archived)
# eggshellent
(I helped save b3ta! Beardo, Sun 6 Jul 2003, 23:56, archived)