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# ahem
1. Kittens have claws.
2. Kittens get cross after a while when you tickle their tummies for too long.
3. Kittens can purr.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 23 Jun 2003, 12:07, archived)
# kittens
are soooooooooo last year. otters are the new kittens.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Mon 23 Jun 2003, 12:08, archived)
# or sealions
sealions are good too
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 23 Jun 2003, 12:11, archived)
# sealions
are the new dogs.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Mon 23 Jun 2003, 12:12, archived)
# in fact
aquatic mammals are the new land mammals.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Mon 23 Jun 2003, 12:12, archived)
# I heard that minerals
are the new vegetables
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 23 Jun 2003, 12:14, archived)
# yay thats 9
im gonna have to put them all in a book and sell it
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 23 Jun 2003, 12:09, archived)
#
So far they're all in a spreadsheet so I don't repeat myself too soon.

100,000,1 is a lot of facts, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 23 Jun 2003, 12:10, archived)
# 'ello
Miss.
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Mon 23 Jun 2003, 12:10, archived)
# 'ello
Mr.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 23 Jun 2003, 12:11, archived)
# hello
I sent you an email
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Mon 23 Jun 2003, 12:13, archived)
# aha
so you did.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 23 Jun 2003, 12:17, archived)