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[challenge entry] OMG! WTF! BBQ! its...
The Fear Klan:

(major sorry for crappyness)

From the Photoshop the Klan challenge. See all 616 entries (closed)

(pasta, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 18:21, archived)
# mmm...
the ice cream!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 18:22, archived)
# that flake looks a bit mouldy....
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 18:28, archived)
# *dies of fear*
*undies*
*relurks*
(I helped save b3ta! Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 18:22, archived)
# die if $fear "$!\n"
:)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 18:23, archived)
# :Pppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp
Sorry, my head just collapsed and lay on the 'p' key for a while
(I helped save b3ta! Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 18:25, archived)
# go look in the mirror
maybe it left a mark :)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 18:25, archived)
# and other perls of wisdom
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 18:27, archived)
# :)
I've been looking at that site.

Nothing I'm motivated enough to do yet :)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 18:29, archived)
# hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 18:41, archived)
# Undies?
How rude!
(I helped save b3ta! St3cks, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 19:12, archived)
# I'm not scared
of The Fear.

In fact I think it's quite cute.

There.
I said it.

Well, maybe just a little bit terrified
(ccc, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 18:25, archived)
# it makes me want to cry
and masturbate - furiously
(vork and burlap, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 18:26, archived)
# Furiously masturbating
can be a dangerous thing. You could easily poke someones eye out in the bus shelter with your elbow.

/public information service.
(ccc, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 18:28, archived)
# i'm scared of it
but it is very cuddly too
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 18:29, archived)
# This compo is just going to turn into a 'put a white hat on something' contest isn't it :)
Almost on topic, did anyone see the program about race and racial integration the other night. There was a good anecdote about two people who were trying to assertain how a bit of furniture got damaged during delivery. The guy who delivered it happened to be black.

Shop Owner: So can you describe the guy who delivered it?
Customer: Well, urm ... he was driving a Mercedes
Show Owner: Yes, but the man himself, what was he like?
Customer: Well he was urmm ...
Shop Owner: Was he *vague hand wave gesture to face*
Customer: Ahh yes he was *vague hand wave gesture to face*

Neither side could bring themselves to describe the guy as 'black'. For fucks sake, what is the world coming to. It took a black sociologist to tell people that people shouldn't be afraid of discussing race and even being proud of the culture and history of 'white' people.

Just think, anyone who suggested celebrating white culture in schools would be hounded out as a complete racist, but in some left wing London boroughs it used to be almost mandatory to celebrate black culture in school.

And I bet you another thing, some of the people reading this will acuse me of being a racist just because I've made an explicit mention of 'white culture'.

And on that note I'm off to the NottingHill Carnival this weekend.
(I helped save b3ta! Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Fri 22 Aug 2003, 18:32, archived)
# actually, i agree
it would help to stop racial discrimination if blacks, asians, etc werent all given preferencial treatment. as long as they are getting summat that "white folk" aint, there will be retaliation and abuse.

may i add that i am NOT racist, as i am half-cast myself
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 18:37, archived)
# half-cast??
mixed race?
(I helped save b3ta! limpfish, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 18:41, archived)
# tomatoe, tomato
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 18:43, archived)
# thought half cast
was offensive nowadays

unrelated...
there's some new screen saver skins!


(I helped save b3ta! limpfish, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 18:45, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha
sorry, just thinking of the alan partridge episode that was on the other night...
(icedragon, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 18:53, archived)
# But isn't it a sad ...
That I still felt the need to add 'even' to "even being proud of the culture and history of 'white' people" and you felt that you needed to mention your ethnic origins to get the point across that you're not being racist.

We've all been brainwashed into being paranoid about being seen as racist by others.
(I helped save b3ta! Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Fri 22 Aug 2003, 18:42, archived)
# thats very true, if i hadnt said that, id probably have got lynched



although, with the klan comp at the mo, i probably will be anyway...
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 18:44, archived)
# its
the labeliing thing that always gets me

straight white people never have the label straight or white applied to their description, only people who don't match those descriptions, have labels applied
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 19:06, archived)
# That's probably why
they have the least amount of trust and unity of any social group.
(otterDave, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 19:11, archived)
# i feel like...
someday i should learn what The Fear is.

...someday.
(catfish23 shouldn't throw stones, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 18:44, archived)