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# I can't believe

that this kid wasn't responsible for the SO BIG virus as well.
Probably GC blaster story
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:51, archived)
# ooooh!!!
i hate that guy!
(I helped save b3ta! Laini, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:51, archived)
# really?
poor chap, what's he ever done to you?
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:52, archived)
# >:(
he almost killed my computer!
(I helped save b3ta! Laini, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:53, archived)
# I doubt it was him
he only changed the virus a bit, and I think only 70,000 computers were infected with his variant.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:54, archived)
# He changed the file name to penis32.exe
This man shouldn't be arrested, he should be praised! Then again, he did put the virus on his site, and if you whois'd it you got his address, etc. Stupid..
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:55, archived)
# only a total idiot
would leave a reference to a site they had registered to their own home, in a virus.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:00, archived)
# That really says something for the american authorities doesn't it.
The only one they can catch is the one who pretty much turned himself in. They were probably just googling for "sobig" and got lucky.
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:03, archived)
# well well
even if he didnt ruin mine.
He is a mean boy
(I helped save b3ta! Laini, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:55, archived)
# Don't you think he's suffered enough?
I mean look at him!
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:56, archived)
# i know...
thats for being mean!
If he were nicer he would be handsome.
nice ppl are good looking... 100% fact
(i think)
(I helped save b3ta! Laini, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:59, archived)
# /Looks in mirror
I've found the exception to your rule :(
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:00, archived)
# nah!
its true ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Laini, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:01, archived)
# nah
Nice looking people can get away with being twunts for a lot longer, as they can just smile their way out of trouble.
And Fat people have tried to jolly personality trick for years, and they still look like chubsters
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:02, archived)
# that's a fantastic theory
do you have a newsletter i can subscribe to?
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:02, archived)
# it's not his fault he's a fat, friendless buffoon, while we're all gorgeous specimens
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:57, archived)
# I just looked in the mirror
I'm fucking gorgeous
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:59, archived)
# it's true
we all are, only ideal specimens are allowed on here.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:00, archived)
# And how does Pootle feel
about your indiscretions?
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:05, archived)
# He told me
that I was worth checking out, so...
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:24, archived)
# he should eat less
and go out more
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:59, archived)
# the same could be said for me
but i don't have the wherewithall to program a computer
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:01, archived)
# You're a geek wannabe.
Cool.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:05, archived)
# he was
responsible for the GNOPS.exe virus. that is all.
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:56, archived)
# dear god
the unshopped head is possibly worse
the guy is a human potato
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:52, archived)
# Jabba!
In human form!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:53, archived)
# it is frikking freaky
his face is too big for his head
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:54, archived)
# no
his head is to big for his face
(I helped save b3ta! Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:59, archived)
# Hahahahahaha.
Fat people are funny
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:54, archived)
# i wasn't freaked by him cos he is overweight
rather i was disturbed by the strange proportions of his fizzog
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:55, archived)
# it's certainly keeping
the stereotype alive!
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:53, archived)
# Grotesquely ugly freak
/brass eye
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:54, archived)
# little tosser
I hope he fries
I'd watch

edti : hahaha - I love this bit for some reason

"Mr Parson has been placed under house arrest in Minnesota without access to the internet. "
(8-Ball, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:56, archived)
# Without the internet?
OH GOD NO!
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:00, archived)
# blaster
screwed up about 6000 computers at my work
(I helped save b3ta! Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:58, archived)
# let's face it
if there's someone at work dim enough to just open random attachments to emails then you're going to lose it eventually...
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:59, archived)
# ... only
it doesn't spread via attachment :p
(8-Ball, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:01, archived)
# doesn't it
i don't fucking know, can you get it from sitting on the loo?
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:04, archived)
# Wasn't it through p2p?
Which brings the questins: why are you using p2p at work.
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:05, archived)
# Because they've got a faster connection
and more hard drive space? That's why I do (okay, did) anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:07, archived)
# I'm not saying I wouldn't
I'm saying I'm surprised bosses don't block that stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:08, archived)
# * geek stuff *
It spreads across networks via port 135, exploiting a hole in windows. you don't have to using p2p. Everyone at our work got it, and most of them don't know what p2p is.
(8-Ball, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:11, archived)
# My ISP blocked 135 + 445 for a while (only on the network boundaries)
Plus, smart people BUDGET! No..I mean smart people have firewalls.
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:16, archived)
# someone took
a laptop home and connected to the internet,
then when at work connected to the WAN.- result 6000 Pc's with blaster on them.
(I helped save b3ta! Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:05, archived)
# what IS going on with
that kids hair?
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:58, archived)
# NERD HAIR!
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:59, archived)
# .
just caught in an unflattering light. He's gorgeous in real life.
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:59, archived)
# Apparently the cops
removed 7 PC's from his house! Bloody american rich kids...
(8th Floor, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:58, archived)
# viruses are great
why? You can ignore email and then apologise a week later saying, "my spam filter identified your email as a virus."
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:59, archived)
# or have your pop server reject my email
address as a double glazing spammer!

i feel so rejected everytime
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:03, archived)
# I have just got back from a 2 week holiday
and to my surprise I have over 50 messages with a virus attached cheers ! I am glad you are stupid and got nicked
(I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:18, archived)
# Is he the same
bloke that ate the 20 burgers in the newsletter?
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:59, archived)
# .
what happened in the last frame of that hamburger story? I was gripped and my computer refused to preview it, almost as if there was something too horrific to show.
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:00, archived)
# I dunno
some of the jpegs are screwed - but that lends a certain charm to them I think.

All we were alluding to in the newsletter was that he didn't eat the tomato.
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:03, archived)
# that makes sense
he did look the archetypal salad dodger
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:04, archived)
# Goatse apparently
according to my friend, at least.
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:06, archived)
# Yeah
he stuck goatse on the end after we linked to it, but we switched the link to a mirror. Thank god.
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:09, archived)
# Aaah that explains it.
I did wonder. My friend said "every third time I look at it I get pictures of [etc]". What I didn't understand is why he looked at the site so many times!
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 12:10, archived)