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# Yep
utter twaddle to me too.
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:07, archived)
# and me
maybe it's a bloke thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:08, archived)
# Nah, think
it's more likely to be a crap thing.
Edit - and were you just calling Pootle a girl there?
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:09, archived)
# oh well
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:11, archived)
# Does
it happen a lot, then?
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:12, archived)
# Second time today
(that I've seen).
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:13, archived)
# Yes
I have noticed some people have problems with gender on here.

;)
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:16, archived)
# I've tried to make it
easy for people to tell what gender I am :)
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:18, archived)
# me too,
but I'm thinking of changing to a neutral one.
Keeps the trolls off a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! MissPrism, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:21, archived)
# I don't think
my profile is too confusing on the matter either.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:22, archived)
# Still got that
Dolphin pic as my wallpaper.
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:25, archived)
# Woo!
The one in the bowl, or the one in the sea?
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:28, archived)
# Dolphin in bowl
goldfish in you like bag.
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:32, archived)
# What do I care?
I like them both and I'm especially happy that someone liked one enough to use as a wallpaper.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:35, archived)
# Yay
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:37, archived)
# I thought it was
pretty obvious with me too, but last week Baz seemed to be confused.
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:24, archived)
# What, by sleeping with them?
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:26, archived)
# on occasion
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:27, archived)
# Bah, you're shameless!
I'm going to stop trying to wind you up.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:28, archived)
# I'm quite sure
I don't know what you mean...
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:19, archived)
# :D
I still laugh about it now.

Classic
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:21, archived)
# Glad to hear it.
My outburst at Amerella is still my favourite conversational gambit from that night.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:24, archived)
# I'm surprised you remember...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:27, archived)
# It's
the only thing I do remember saying to her.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:29, archived)
# Oh dear.
Well, maybe Pootle ought to try posting gruff manly kinda posts - you know, football and girls and beer and norks and stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:17, archived)
# GRRRRR
I saw a loverly set o' norks when I left the rub a dub dub on the way to the footy.
I'd have given her one, and her mate, she was gagging for it
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:20, archived)
# There you go!
Now, that wasn't so hard difficult - was it?

Grrr, you're such a man!
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:23, archived)
# Heh heh heh
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:26, archived)
# now I've just got to learn
how to swagger like my football sized gonads are at risk of bruising my knees
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:27, archived)
# And don't
forget to spit.
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:29, archived)
# ooh you're very good at this
you'd probably make a better man than me, anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:30, archived)
# *shudders*
What an awful thought. I am glad to say, I do not suffer from penis envy.
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:35, archived)
# it does
Dutchbird thought I was a girl for a while.
(This was before she met me)
Then I am not the most macho of men
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:16, archived)
# You're in touch with your feminine side.
Girls like that. As long as you don't wear their clothes.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:17, archived)
# some of them
don't mind a bit of cross dressing, it's when you ladder their tights, there trouble
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:19, archived)
# And you know
you'll never fit your feet into their best pair of heels.
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:20, archived)
# who need their
heels?
The girls who go out with me only seem to wear flat shoes
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:21, archived)
# That's because you're only 4'8"
It'd be cruel.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:24, archived)
# Why?
Why? I just don't understand - why?
High heeled pointy girly shoes are the BEST. 1000% FACT
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:25, archived)
# yes
for a long time, I'd only ever wear boots, that had decent cuban heels.
But you can only buy shoes like that from 'specialist' shops now
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:28, archived)
# i feel your pain
it's a bugger gettin' a decent cuban heel now, innit
(I helped save b3ta! atomboy, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:29, archived)
# oooh I have a lovely pair
of cuban-heel mules I got from a shop on Kings Road - I'm sure they'd do your size....
oh, you didn't mean it like that, did you?
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:33, archived)
# almost
but not quite
and i doubt they'd do a size 10 anyway
(I helped save b3ta! atomboy, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:35, archived)
# I don't really do mules
but actually I do need to get some more, as all my shoes are dying, I've been forced to wear trainers for the first time in 10 years
edit: Anyway enough, I'm off home, see some of you in hopefully less than an hour
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:37, archived)
# Well, obviously
it's a pair of 14-hole DMs for you then - noone would ever call you a girl wearing those!
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:41, archived)
# no
they would think I was gay
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:42, archived)
# Ah yes,
there's the cheerful, optimistic Pootle we know and love.
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:45, archived)
# they're okay, but not the best
I hate to be significantly taller than my bloke.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:31, archived)
# get a taller bloke
it's the only sensible answer
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:33, archived)
# Well, seeing as I'm
only 5'2", it's not that much of a challenge for me to find a taller bloke.
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:34, archived)
# was the original pootle
a girl?
(jakeohoho, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:23, archived)
# I didn't think so
to be honest it's hard to sex a prepubescent flump.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:25, archived)
# yeah
but baz and sunshine elephant would be happy to try
(I helped save b3ta! atomboy, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:34, archived)
# no
pootle is dutchbird's bloke. But you are a girl... aren't you?
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:12, archived)
# Last time I looked.
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:13, archived)
# Check again.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:13, archived)
# Tee hee
*looks down*
Nope, all as usual, norks still there.
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:14, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:15, archived)
# Are you sure?
Maybe you should touch them...
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:15, archived)
#
i pop away for half an hour and you're all grooming again? i always miss the fun
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:19, archived)
# Oh, okay then, I'll just give them
a quick feel then, shall I?


(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:19, archived)
# *grunts*
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:20, archived)
# Put your hands on your desk
where we can see them
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:21, archived)
# i don't get it.
but my penis is hardly.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:11, archived)
# hardly a....
....penis?
(jakeohoho, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:24, archived)