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# for fucks sake
do NOT under any circumstances refer to his previous marriage in your speech.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:20, archived)
# How about
the woman he lived with before that. She was a fat ugly little inbred troll. Plenty of anecdote material there.
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:23, archived)
# only if it's really bloody funny
the bride does not want to be thinking about her new husband's previous ladies. Even in a "god they were ugly" context.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:24, archived)
# Well I was thinking of developing
it into a thread of a (long) list of ugly miseries culminating in the one he got up the duff (current).
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Wed 3 Sep 2003, 17:26, archived)