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[challenge entry] Be gentle with me...


...it's my first time.

From the Photoshop Vikings challenge. See all 478 entries (closed)

(dapperbloke, Tue 9 Sep 2003, 12:27, archived)
# Heh heh heh
Me rikey!
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Tue 9 Sep 2003, 12:28, archived)
# Me like
.
(Juan Sanchez Villa-Lobos Ramirez is seriously considering a shorter username, Tue 9 Sep 2003, 12:28, archived)
# Nice
start! You'll never leave ... or be the same again.
(I helped save b3ta! CarlosTheJackal, protector of innocence, taker of liberties, Tue 9 Sep 2003, 12:28, archived)
# he's been
here 137 days already!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 9 Sep 2003, 12:32, archived)
# I registered ages ago...
and I've been reading b3ta for a couple of years, but this is my first 'go'.
(dapperbloke, Tue 9 Sep 2003, 12:35, archived)
# Well
welcome. Hope you enjoy yourself!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 9 Sep 2003, 12:39, archived)
# You'll of course be needing one of these
(Smudger, Tue 9 Sep 2003, 12:44, archived)
# hello
there
(lib319, Tue 9 Sep 2003, 12:44, archived)
# nice one !
welcome :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Tue 9 Sep 2003, 12:30, archived)
# woo first effort
can I jack this for a moral dilemna?
bust my finger quite badly at work on fri, thing is it was a total accident maybe my fault, folks reckon I should whack a compo claim in what does the board think?
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Tue 9 Sep 2003, 12:30, archived)
# Do you like your job?
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Tue 9 Sep 2003, 12:32, archived)
# yep
thats the prob stick a claim in and next time I screw up I'm prolly out
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Tue 9 Sep 2003, 12:33, archived)
# Not necessarily
when I worked for Trebor, someone managed to screw up twice with the same machine and got badly scalded by a load of steam.
Twice she got compo and twice she got to keep her job.

It's mainly a case of whether you want to carry on in the same happy environment.

Edit: Of course, if you're actually seriously hurt it's probably a good idea to put a claim of some sort in - health insurance?
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Tue 9 Sep 2003, 12:35, archived)
# I reckon you are aware of my type of work?
injury's so bad I may not be able to do it as easily
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Tue 9 Sep 2003, 12:36, archived)
# Nope
(your profile ain't clear on the subject either), but if it hampers your ability to work, you should probably claim something.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Tue 9 Sep 2003, 12:40, archived)
# sorrry
for some reason I reckoned you'd visited Pathfairies
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Tue 9 Sep 2003, 12:43, archived)
# nah
go for it , it's what they pay insurance for , I take it it was reported and documented?
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Tue 9 Sep 2003, 12:35, archived)
# yep indeed Tedmus
RIDDOR and HSE informed
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Tue 9 Sep 2003, 12:37, archived)
# gerra
claim in mate , if you get nowt you've lost nowt !

*EDIT these things take ages to get settled too so if you're gonna do it , the sooner you start the better , my bro in law lost the tip of his finger in a work accident and it took over a year before his claim payed up
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Tue 9 Sep 2003, 12:38, archived)
# maybes
what you reckon 3 breaks and 7 stitches is worth?
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Tue 9 Sep 2003, 12:40, archived)
# well
my bro in law got a couple of grand for his
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Tue 9 Sep 2003, 12:41, archived)
# daft thing is
I wrote the risk assessment and health and safety plan for the project!
oops
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Tue 9 Sep 2003, 12:42, archived)
# hehehe !
plonker !
so is this now being re-assessed , factoring in Dill like , Frank Spencery numptyness? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Tue 9 Sep 2003, 12:45, archived)
# they'll prolly insist I write it
nobody else seems to bother and as I'm gaffer it falls to me, could've been worse I was on a crag about 1500 ft up but managed not to fall off! style or what
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Tue 9 Sep 2003, 12:48, archived)
# impeccable
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Tue 9 Sep 2003, 12:52, archived)
# In the case of injury at work
A Nora Batty claim would be more appropriate. Compo never did an honest day's work in his life.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 9 Sep 2003, 12:32, archived)
# lol
it's a wrinkly dressing right enough
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Tue 9 Sep 2003, 12:34, archived)
# is it your wanking hand?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Tue 9 Sep 2003, 12:33, archived)
# is it your wanking hard hand?
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 9 Sep 2003, 12:34, archived)
# have you got off level
one yet?
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Tue 9 Sep 2003, 12:35, archived)
# no.
It really needs to be wanked VERY hard!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 9 Sep 2003, 12:37, archived)
# thankfully no
makes typing bloody awkward though
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Tue 9 Sep 2003, 12:34, archived)
# wanking or the finger injury?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Tue 9 Sep 2003, 12:37, archived)
# stop
it hurts when I convulse with giggles
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Tue 9 Sep 2003, 12:39, archived)
# laughter is the best medicine.
ALthough anyone with a split diaphram or double hernia will disagree.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Tue 9 Sep 2003, 12:40, archived)
# where theres blam
theres a clam.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 9 Sep 2003, 12:33, archived)
# Blam! Blam!
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Tue 9 Sep 2003, 12:36, archived)
# 2 clams for you!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 9 Sep 2003, 12:36, archived)
# Woohoo!
It's like my clamday!
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Tue 9 Sep 2003, 12:37, archived)
# a bearded clam
?
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 9 Sep 2003, 12:37, archived)
# If it was a total accident
and noone was negligent, apart from maybe yourself, then I think you'd just be a bit of a cnut to try and claim compensation.
/voice of reason
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Tue 9 Sep 2003, 12:35, archived)
# Yeah, but you
didn't answer the question.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Tue 9 Sep 2003, 12:36, archived)
# Okay then, the answer to the question is.......
SUE, SUE SUE, SUE THEM FOR EVERYTHING THEY'VE GOT!
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Tue 9 Sep 2003, 12:48, archived)
# Yay!
I also debuted with a spagged-up keyboard. Three cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 9 Sep 2003, 12:51, archived)