in other news...
i just ate a spicy curry pot noodle, and my farts smell like a schools toilet
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Thu 11 Sep 2003, 2:15,
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can you use them to remain bouyant?
and is your beak usually left undigested in the stomach of sperm whales?
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Thu 11 Sep 2003, 2:16,
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i wish i could push my stomach out of my mouth
that'd be a party trick
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Thu 11 Sep 2003, 2:18,
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most squid use an arm
to reach within a body cavety to grab a "hand full" of sperm which it smeers up the female
the giant squid however has a huge musclular john thomas
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Thu 11 Sep 2003, 2:21,
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the giant squid however has a huge musclular john thomas
oh ingenious
i especially enjoyed the 'john thomas' is that a quote?
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Thu 11 Sep 2003, 2:23,
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hmmmmm nah
they said penis
baby giant squid are about 1 metre long - and are seriously damaged by trawling - however no one really knows if they are endangered
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Thu 11 Sep 2003, 2:24,
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baby giant squid are about 1 metre long - and are seriously damaged by trawling - however no one really knows if they are endangered
because they dont wanna go down...
and find themselves on the end of a john thomas?
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Thu 11 Sep 2003, 2:26,
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"this animal is out there and agressively killing everything in its path
It can't be bargained with! It can't be reasoned with! It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead!
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Thu 11 Sep 2003, 2:28,
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yeah
chainsaw like rotating claws and shit
blimey it's really captured my imagination
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Thu 11 Sep 2003, 2:31,
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blimey it's really captured my imagination