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[challenge entry] For real

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(I helped save b3ta! ScintillateRich, Thu 23 Oct 2003, 11:38, archived)
# How
dull.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Thu 23 Oct 2003, 11:38, archived)
# Extremely dull,
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 23 Oct 2003, 11:40, archived)
# ah sir
money is winging its way to you.... well its in the postal tray infront of me and will be out of the office by the end of today.
oh did you want any extra for p&p?
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Thu 23 Oct 2003, 11:41, archived)
# Um...
secrecy?

Thank you.
But, don't worry about P&P, it shouldn't be too much.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 23 Oct 2003, 11:42, archived)
# ooh
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 23 Oct 2003, 11:45, archived)
# oho - what is theeees?
Money? Services rendered? Call the cops! Officer Al Jolson, arrest this man.
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 23 Oct 2003, 11:45, archived)
# Secrecy. Oh yeah.
Still, MAKE SURE YOU CUT IT PROPERLY THIS TIME. I THINK THE LAST LOT WAS MAINLY TALCUM POWDER.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Thu 23 Oct 2003, 11:45, archived)
# and
catnip
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 23 Oct 2003, 11:46, archived)
# pah!
he's asked too many questions so I gave him some answers but not all.
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Thu 23 Oct 2003, 11:47, archived)
# I can't believe
you told him you're paying me for sex.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Thu 23 Oct 2003, 11:49, archived)
# I wouldn't go around over-publicising that service
Unless you’re sure that supply can rise to meet the surge in demand
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Thu 23 Oct 2003, 11:56, archived)
# My cheque is in the post already
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Thu 23 Oct 2003, 11:59, archived)
# well
I cant tell him I pay you to massage yoghurt in to my skin to keep my youthful looks. I'd be letting out my trade secrets.
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Thu 23 Oct 2003, 11:59, archived)
# bah
I thought it was a secret!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 23 Oct 2003, 12:00, archived)
# Would read better if it said
Blaine expected to have crafty handy shandy under the sheets.
(Doctor Evil, Thu 23 Oct 2003, 11:44, archived)
# Exactly
But for something marginally more interesting, I'm going to scan in a travelcard that used yesterday. I got Dan from the Drakness to write "Poofart" on it.
(I helped save b3ta! ScintillateRich, Thu 23 Oct 2003, 11:40, archived)
# Ooh, a travelcard!
Right, I'll stick around for that then.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Thu 23 Oct 2003, 11:42, archived)
# only very marginally
more interesting.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Thu 23 Oct 2003, 11:44, archived)
# did he sign it
"love, david lee roth"?
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 23 Oct 2003, 11:48, archived)
# zany
those Darkness guys are the embodiment of all that is hilarious.
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Thu 23 Oct 2003, 12:03, archived)
# There's a typo there
"stunt" indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! MissPrism, Thu 23 Oct 2003, 11:39, archived)
# i read
twunt...
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 23 Oct 2003, 11:41, archived)
# "Stunted"
more like........
(Doctor Evil, Thu 23 Oct 2003, 11:46, archived)
# solid food?
isn't he a bit young for that
(1, Thu 23 Oct 2003, 11:39, archived)
# I'm a
Cow and Gate man myself.
(Doctor Evil, Thu 23 Oct 2003, 11:47, archived)
# you can't use an unmodified screen grab as a challenge entry!
someone bring me the whipping stick!
(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Thu 23 Oct 2003, 11:39, archived)
# No whipping stick
But here's a handbag, sir!
(I helped save b3ta! ScintillateRich, Thu 23 Oct 2003, 11:55, archived)
# He can eat my shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 23 Oct 2003, 11:40, archived)
# Is that solid now?
Glad to hear the treatment's working.
(I helped save b3ta! UncleLewy, Thu 23 Oct 2003, 12:11, archived)
# They should give him one of those suplus-army jackets,
send him to france and tell the 'yanks "We saw this bloke...look.."
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 23 Oct 2003, 11:40, archived)
# yeah
I saw the bbc news website as well.
I didn't bother to click that article though, it looked boring.
How much better it looks here on the board
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Thu 23 Oct 2003, 11:40, archived)
# Eh?
I can take screen grabs too.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Thu 23 Oct 2003, 11:40, archived)
# I'm not showing off!
Bloody hell.

I'm not saying "oooh look at me I can create bitmaps!"

Just relieving your finger clickies! No more links to clink.
(I helped save b3ta! ScintillateRich, Thu 23 Oct 2003, 11:54, archived)
# Ah, I see. Good work.
So, are you going to post other sites as well to save us ever having to look at any site other than b3ta?
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Thu 23 Oct 2003, 11:58, archived)
# but
nobody would have bothered to click such a link. if we gave a flying fuck about blaine we'd be on popbitch. duh
(I helped save b3ta! atomboy, Thu 23 Oct 2003, 11:59, archived)
# exploder
i heard on bbc news that if he eat solid food too quickly he would tear his stomach open. Now thats something i'd press the red button to watch. hee
(jumblesale, Thu 23 Oct 2003, 11:42, archived)
# He lost 4 stone,
maybe I should try that and then write into the Daily Mail when I get sick.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 23 Oct 2003, 11:42, archived)
# is that
meant to be funny? has it been 'shopped? what is the point?
(I helped save b3ta! atomboy, Thu 23 Oct 2003, 11:43, archived)
# Hahahaha
Oh wait, it's not actually funny. My bad.
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Thu 23 Oct 2003, 11:47, archived)