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[challenge entry] B3ta Doesn't Exist!
It's all in your head!

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(bid, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 11:32, archived)
# Actually,
it's all in my head.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 11:33, archived)
# Are we all pawns
in your matrix style whoredom ?
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 11:34, archived)
# no.
we're all prawns, in his mental salad.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 11:34, archived)
# It realy
all does make sense now.
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 11:35, archived)
# yep.
Were all prawns. Oh, and our all gay, obviously.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 11:35, archived)
# brain salad surgery
woo for prog rock!
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 11:40, archived)
# now that is fact!
;)
so what am I having for lunch my dear?
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 11:34, archived)
# Um...
Cheese Pie.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 11:35, archived)
# sounds good.
cheese is a definate.
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 11:36, archived)
# Mash spud,
and cheese, and possibly some bacon...oh and some leek.

Fry the leek and bacon, add it to the mash spud, mix well, add the grated cheese to the top...stick it under the grill till golden.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 11:38, archived)
# see
below....
although jacket spud with cheese and beans sounds very tempting. As does the tomato and pesto and cheese panini, and the piza up the road.... tooo many choices!
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 11:39, archived)
# Then leave out the bacon
and put some sliced tomatoes on top of the spud before you add the cheese.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 11:40, archived)
# Dear god
You are the mash potato EMPEROR!
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 12:05, archived)
# Stop it, I am bleeding starving here!
(I helped save b3ta! Danblez, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 11:40, archived)
# me too
I need to go and get FOOOD!
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 11:41, archived)
# as long as it's not prawns
(1, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 11:37, archived)
# i'm
veggie so thats the fishy stuff out.
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 11:39, archived)
# it's true
we are all expressions of bovines various traits.
I, for example, am an expression of his subtlety.
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 11:35, archived)
# Yep.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 11:36, archived)
# i want to believe.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 11:36, archived)
# Christ
what part of me are you?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 11:36, archived)
# i find it hard to believe
i am part of you.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 11:38, archived)
# yet if i am not,
then i am free.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 11:38, archived)
# Is your name
Sian Evans, by any chance?
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 11:38, archived)
# its all in bovines
head, actually.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 11:33, archived)
# in his shed
actually

Just been looking through my web stats.
Apparently, people found my site after entering following in search engines: "stuff", "gay", and "limahl".
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Mon 27 Oct 2003, 11:38, archived)
# limahl?
what does that even MEAN?

I'm off to get some milk.
Don't forget to get some limahl too!

Wow that's one big limahl.

All your base are limahl to us
(1, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 11:39, archived)
# Who's limahl? ha ha, foolish person
www.google.co.uk/search?q=limahl&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&hl=en&meta=
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Mon 27 Oct 2003, 11:41, archived)
# A search for all those items together
brings us a kajagoogoo fan site.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 11:42, archived)
# how's that different to slim's site?
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 11:45, archived)
# Don't think it is,
but I couldn't be bothered to delete my post just because I didn't refresh before I clicked Reply...
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 11:48, archived)
# i'm not with it today, ignore me
i was trying to suggest that slim ran a kajagoogoo site. too busy to think straight at the moment
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 11:49, archived)
# Oh right. Sorry.
I don't plan to start thinking before five tonight- I have a presentation to make at four.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 11:51, archived)
# indeed
uk.search.msn.com/dnserror.aspx?FORM=DNSAS&q=www.b3ta.com
(1, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 11:35, archived)
# don't look very hard
do they?

Mornin' all!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 11:37, archived)
# .
snigger.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 11:39, archived)
#
heh
(1, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 11:40, archived)
# first rule of b3ta
we don't speak about b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! yomgaille, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 11:39, archived)
# The second rule of b3ta is
You do NOT talk about b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 11:41, archived)
# is that in the FAQ?
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 11:43, archived)
# No, but the third rule of b3ta is
If someone says "Cock off" or post a flaming picture, the thread is just starting.
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 11:45, archived)
# It also provides
the perfect tea break
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 11:49, archived)
# The fourth rule of b3ta is
At least one picture to a thread
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 11:50, archived)
# No
the second rule of b3ta is - "No Smoking" /spaced
(I helped save b3ta! discostu oh my, its back, Mon 27 Oct 2003, 11:48, archived)