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# well
I really never have time to use the washroom, so i tend to 'move my bowels' only about twice a month. I suppose it would cause a lot of stretching and such.
(I helped save b3ta! cheesemaster a screaming naked asian man driving a semi, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 14:26, archived)
# Twice a month?????????????????????
You REALLY need to see a doctor!!! Seriously!
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 14:28, archived)
# My god
Don't fancy using the bog after you. No offence.
(I helped save b3ta! Steak the weegie: I though I had gone?!?!?!?!?!, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 14:31, archived)
# i
suppose you are right.
I have been meaning to see my doctor about it.
I could also tell him about the strange growths on my genitals while i'm there.
(I helped save b3ta! cheesemaster a screaming naked asian man driving a semi, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 14:32, archived)
# Yes. Seek help.
How big are the growths?
(I helped save b3ta! Steak the weegie: I though I had gone?!?!?!?!?!, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 14:33, archived)
# I have
pictures.
(I helped save b3ta! cheesemaster a screaming naked asian man driving a semi, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 14:34, archived)
# oh dear
pleas no. If you have time to take pictures of you genital growths, sureley you have time to turd?
(I helped save b3ta! Steak the weegie: I though I had gone?!?!?!?!?!, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 14:35, archived)
# egads
.
(I helped save b3ta! Sattamassagana, the LEGO-man needs to change his username's relevancy, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 14:38, archived)
# Why do I ask
when I know the answer is going to cause me mental problems?
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 14:28, archived)
# If that's the case
it would come out of your mouth surely?
Please for your sake and ours, if that does happen, take a pic.
(I helped save b3ta! Fronkle99, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 14:31, archived)