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[challenge entry] It's a brimful of asha on your 45


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(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 14:12, archived)
# hehe
I likes that!
But they are absolute tosh live.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 14:14, archived)
# and pretty desperate
un-remixed

edit: nifty pic!
(I helped save b3ta! muteboy, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 14:15, archived)
# i saw them at Finsbury Park...
last summer supporting Oasis, and he never smiled once. And it was a lovely sunny beer-enhanced day! Tosser
(Punk-Ass, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 14:19, archived)
# Woo
sorry for the jacking of thread, but i've 2 quick questions.

Is there an easy way to remove all the white around a photoshopped image in Flash 5? I keep having to use the eraser tool and the crappy wand.

Also, is it a serious problem when you bleed out of your anus? I missed school today because i was overrun with bloody diarrhea.
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# I can't answer the first question
But eeeeurrrrrrrrgh to the second. I hope that helps.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 14:19, archived)
# Well, if the blood is bright red
you've probably got a small skin tear or two from straining too hard. If the blood is dark, see a doctor pronto.
If it's a lot of blood either way, get yourself to the quack. Now!
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 14:19, archived)
# Well,
its bright red, so i guess its not to bad.
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# You should still maybe
give your local doctor a call though just to be safe. Anal bleeding is not funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 14:23, archived)
# *ahem*
(Punk-Ass, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 14:29, archived)
# I have no anal bleeding
but that tip will stay with me for future reference. Thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! Fronkle99, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 14:23, archived)
# blood? anus?
you been sleeping over at sick boy's again?

yes. serious. get to medical help.
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 14:19, archived)
# if you're not goatse
then yeah i'd say you have a problem
(I helped save b3ta! rawr isn't really here., Thu 12 Feb 2004, 14:19, archived)
# Hmmmmmm
A: dunno, ask an expert
B: Is the bleeding due to anal intercourse? You mention diarrhea also, it could be several possibilities, most likely that your wiping too often after skooshing out your bum, and therefor have eroded the outer layer of your ringpiece.
(I helped save b3ta! Steak the weegie: I though I had gone?!?!?!?!?!, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 14:20, archived)
# nah, its not anal
I guess i know the reason why, but i'm not going to elaborate here.

Wow, you all know quite a bit about rectal bleeding.
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# You've told us your arse is bleeding
And you have a reason, which you are not going to tell us? Oh come on, be fair. Tell us.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 14:24, archived)
# He probably had an itchy bum
and scratched it too hard

And then sniffed his fingers
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 14:25, archived)
# You mean
he doesn't know the difference between scratching his arse and tearing a hole in it?
I've always wanted to meet someone who fulfills that criteria...
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 14:30, archived)
# well
I really never have time to use the washroom, so i tend to "move my bowels" only about twice a month. I suppose it would cause a lot of stretching and such.
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# Twice a month?????????????????????
You REALLY need to see a doctor!!! Seriously!
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 14:28, archived)
# My god
Don't fancy using the bog after you. No offence.
(I helped save b3ta! Steak the weegie: I though I had gone?!?!?!?!?!, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 14:31, archived)
# i
suppose you are right.
I have been meaning to see my doctor about it.
I could also tell him about the strange growths on my genitals while i'm there.
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# Yes. Seek help.
How big are the growths?
(I helped save b3ta! Steak the weegie: I though I had gone?!?!?!?!?!, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 14:33, archived)
# I have
pictures.
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# oh dear
pleas no. If you have time to take pictures of you genital growths, sureley you have time to turd?
(I helped save b3ta! Steak the weegie: I though I had gone?!?!?!?!?!, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 14:35, archived)
# egads
.
(I helped save b3ta! Sattamassagana, the LEGO-man needs to change his username's relevancy, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 14:38, archived)
# Why do I ask
when I know the answer is going to cause me mental problems?
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 14:28, archived)
# If that's the case
it would come out of your mouth surely?
Please for your sake and ours, if that does happen, take a pic.
(I helped save b3ta! Fronkle99, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 14:31, archived)
# pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease?
Oh, and ANIMATE IT
ANIMATE IT HARD... Wait, ewwwwwwwwwww
(I helped save b3ta! Steak the weegie: I though I had gone?!?!?!?!?!, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 14:24, archived)
# eeek
1) Export your photoshop files as PNG (with transparency) then you won't have the white areas

2) Go see quack.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 14:22, archived)
# yay
thank you. I knew there was a simple way to fix it.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! cheesemaster a screaming naked asian man driving a semi, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 14:23, archived)
# your sense of priorities
amuse me
(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 14:24, archived)
# i was
completely lulled into a false sence of security with the first question and when the second one came it suprised me off my chair
(BigBobbyh, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 14:22, archived)
# Donning my professional hat for a moment,
I suggest you click here.
[edit: workboresme might be right, but if you have diarea the shits also, I'd seek professional advice.]
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 14:22, archived)
# if
you save the image in photoshop with transparency set already then import it into flash it should be tranparent to begin with.
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ass-blood is totally normal. in fact it sounds like there's too little coming out. go and sit on large metal spike for 20 mins.
(I helped save b3ta! biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 14:25, archived)
# weee!
i was born near hull.
they kicked me out cos i couldn't drink enough :(
(I helped save b3ta! biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 14:22, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Thu 12 Feb 2004, 14:23, archived)