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# NEW DICTATOR CHALLENGE
Illustrated Spam



We want you to take the subject lines from your spam email and illustrate them in clever and amusing ways... much like this website here. Remember, it's lateral thinking we want, not porny pictures!
(I helped save b3ta! THE CHALLENGE DICTATOR, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 10:51, archived)
# *looks at examples

They've all been done already!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 10:52, archived)
# HA HA HA!!!
That's what they said about Pot Noodle flavours, but they keep coming out with new taste sensations.
(I helped save b3ta! THE CHALLENGE DICTATOR, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 10:55, archived)
# Agreed
you win - spam it is.

Hmmm? Spam flavoured pot noodle

*goes shopping
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 10:57, archived)
# this is the latest flavour
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 11:03, archived)
# Quick!
add boiling water!
(I helped save b3ta! oodle doodle, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 11:06, archived)
# I did it was dehydrated kitty
;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 11:07, archived)
# Now it's a wet , erm you know :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dogme, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 11:26, archived)
# Yeah but
Not half as good as most B3tans can do it.

NOT being crawly-bum-lick, it's just 100% of fact.

Now, lemme think of how the fuck I'm gonna do this without pron!!!!llllelevenoneoneone

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 10:57, archived)
# what a challenging
challenge!
(I helped save b3ta! robh, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 10:54, archived)
# Yes... very challengey.
EDIT: That order to read the FAQ is very large! Has something gone on while I was away yesterday?
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 10:55, archived)
# lots of things
nosemonkey baiting, the introduction of b3ta talk, and international fuckoff day.
(not_real had his name thieved, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 10:59, archived)
# yeah
one of the best days for ages... especially the Nosemonkey-baiting brilliance!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 11:02, archived)
# Hear hear
Twas genius, go on, someone linky for carowallis

(yes you are my thread linking bitches)
(I helped save b3ta! Dekazer, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 11:07, archived)
# I was away yesterday too
in bed with a hangover spontaneous awful day of illness.
Obviously the normal tranquility of the board crumbled without us.
(I helped save b3ta! Newington, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 10:59, archived)
# I was getting my crappy AS-results.
Main reason for staying away from b3ta cos everyone was complaining about us.
Oh, and I got beaten up by some townies. Yay.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 11:10, archived)
# Oo
Bad townies. Hope you have a better day today anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Newington, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 11:12, archived)
# Townies are so stupid thet can't even spell AS!
Sorry to hear about what they did to you :( Rejoice in the fact that they WILL be going to Hull.
(I helped save b3ta! Dogme, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 11:25, archived)
# I just saw it 10 mins ago.
Very pointed, isn't it? Like 'Hello, arseholes.'
(Small Beer, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 11:00, archived)
# hmmm
looks to be a non animation challenge - i will try my best :)
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 10:56, archived)
# Could
be an anim...



(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 11:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Oh dear - not another spam email shop
oh well I'll think I'll pass for another week then :(

bugger it I'll enter a repost
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 10:56, archived)
# I
dispute your authority!

Good challenge, tho.
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 10:57, archived)
# I must admit, i didn't think you were real.
(I helped save b3ta! rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 11:20, archived)