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[challenge entry] if magic was real

From the If Magic Was Real challenge. See all 207 entries (closed)

(, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 13:26, archived)
# cunt.
(, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 13:27, archived)
# can
(, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 13:31, archived)
#
(, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 13:31, archived)
# Nah!
Belgium's still there . . .

Woo! though
(, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 13:27, archived)
# Nowt wrong with Belgium.
(, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 13:32, archived)
# I used to post on a Belgian blog.
*wanders off remembering his dinkies...*
(, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 13:36, archived)
# apart from it being
the worst swear word in the universe
(, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 13:37, archived)
# making references to the Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy
doesn't make you a better person, you know.
(, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 13:56, archived)
# It does
It does it does!
(, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 14:30, archived)
# 42 RULES OK!
it does, you know.
(, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 14:51, archived)
# Don't Panic!
Hitch Hiker Rules.
and rumours are the film comes out very soon.
(, Thu 2 Sep 2004, 22:15, archived)
# Oh, politics.
Anti-G/F axis politics, too.
(, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 13:28, archived)
# ha
viva la puddle
(, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 13:28, archived)
# this challenge is going to piss me off
shouldn't it be "if magic were real"?

/grammar arse
(, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 13:29, archived)
# beware
i could still get rid of the netherlands.
(, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 13:31, archived)
# DON'T!
I'm going there next week.
(, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 13:32, archived)
# You wouldn't dare.
Who would eat all the excess mayonnaise? We'd be swamped in the stuff.
(, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 13:33, archived)
# That
and salt liquorice
(, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 13:35, archived)
# I thought you had disappeared
(mmm... drop!)
(, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 13:38, archived)
# been up to my eyes in real life stuff
I'm still here, how's you?
(, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 13:41, archived)
# ticketty boo
nice to see you anyhow!
(, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 13:43, archived)
# Good to see you too
catch you soon
(, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 13:51, archived)
# En stroopwafels!
woo for Limburg aan zee btw.
(, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 13:43, archived)
# can you
do america and make everyone happy?
(, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 13:46, archived)
# is that like
tennis elbow?
(, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 13:32, archived)
#
haha
(, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 13:32, archived)
# pfft!
(, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 13:34, archived)
# They magically
changed grammar.
(, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 13:33, archived)
# Would it?
Are you sure?

edit: i thought magic was (gramatically at least) seen as a singular, therefore should be "was"

I'm happys to be provered wrongly about my grammaring though.
(, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 13:33, archived)
# pretty much
www.bartleby.com/64/C001/061.html

"According to traditional rules, you use the subjunctive to describe an occurrence that you have presupposed to be contrary to fact: if I were ten years younger, if America were still a British Colony."
(, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 13:34, archived)
# Feh.
can't be arsed reading all that, i'll take your word for it :-D
(, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 13:35, archived)
# I have indicated the relevant sentence!
(, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 13:37, archived)
# Oh yes
so you have...

*runs away looking silly*
(, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 13:39, archived)
# you missed corsica.
(, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 13:32, archived)
# do you
think he can change it?
(, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 13:33, archived)
# course 'e can!


(come on people, sheesh! i set you up like a second-rate eddie large there)
(, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 13:38, archived)
# there's
a first rate Eddie Large?
(, Wed 1 Sep 2004, 17:00, archived)
# thats because
they have a GOOD rally

edit/ and Gerard Depardu needs somewhere to live
(, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 13:33, archived)
# but corsica is part of france
so getting rid of france gets rid of corsica.

sort of.

um.

yes.
(, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 13:34, archived)
# Kilroy?
Is that you?
Woo!
(, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 13:35, archived)
# If it were Kilroy
it'd just be the UK and Austria left.
(, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 14:03, archived)
# hahaha
That's just so right.
Woo to you!
(, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 13:50, archived)
# is that your
ultimate dream then?
(, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 13:54, archived)
# wow, such talent, such biting satire ...
I'm speechless ...

(, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 13:55, archived)
# ...
Not funny.
(, Sat 28 Aug 2004, 1:29, archived)
# ?
where is france
(, Sat 28 Aug 2004, 20:07, archived)
# Hi, have a free sample of
point, as you seem to be missing it.
(, Tue 31 Aug 2004, 19:24, archived)