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[challenge entry] Twat.

From the If Magic Was Real challenge. See all 207 entries (closed)

(, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 14:34, archived)
# He is a cunt

that is all
(, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 14:35, archived)
# .
someone should shoot him
(, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 14:36, archived)
# and not miss
(, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 14:37, archived)
# this time
(, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 14:37, archived)
# No
They should stab him to death with teaspoons.
(, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 14:46, archived)
# but a spoon isn't sharp?!
is it?
(, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 14:48, archived)
# If you want it nasty and painful...
Then wrap him completely in Sellotape and cheese-grate him to death from the toes upwards.
(, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 15:18, archived)
# Eton-educated cunt
like that cunt Johnny Vaughan. Cunts.
(, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 14:39, archived)
# I think his dad is a Methodist Minister from Norfolk
So he's street
(, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 14:41, archived)
# Straight out of the
Dis massive. In da house.
(, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 14:42, archived)
# "Yeah, we've got a hot nu joint cummin at ya"


What?
(, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 14:43, archived)
# It means
"Timmy, your mother says you're to come home, as your tea is on the table."

I'm where it's at.
(, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 14:45, archived)
# pffft
(, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 14:46, archived)
# *snigger*
.
(, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 14:50, archived)
# damn
beat me to it
(, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 14:40, archived)
# yes yes
this joint is hot. me really feelin' dis one.
(, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 14:36, archived)
# i've met him and i can confirm that he is a right royal tosser
"yeah, like, heavy, like, bad for the baby, comin straight outta.." *tzzzzzzzap* (sound of me using a cattle prod)

(, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 14:36, archived)
# ARGH the westwood!
(, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 14:37, archived)
# Something to do with clubbing I expect?
\fucking disco!
(, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 14:39, archived)
# Hip Hop
The guy is convinced he's black and is full of silly chav like phrases
(, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 14:42, archived)
# Ah it all makes sense now
he look more like one of the Ibiza Baleric Set (don't correct spelling I don't give a shit how it's spelt) than a hip-hop dj
(, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 14:44, archived)
# *nods in agreement*
I detest him. He's a pseudo black down wit the posse fake.

And the music he plays stinks.

/refluffs
(, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 14:45, archived)
# yeah he plays
possibly the worst rap music known to man
(, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 14:47, archived)
# Then don't click here then
www.timwestwood.com/westwood%20interface.html

and don't click on the street team
(, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 14:47, archived)
# that scared the hell out of me
i thought someone was being shot outside
(, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 14:49, archived)
# I'm a link slut
and usually cannot resist even the links that I know are going to make me cringe.

This time I can resist.

Hey, does any body here:

1. Like him?
2. Is brave enough to admit it amidst all these rants?
(, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 14:52, archived)
# Ahem
www.b3ta.com/board/3648994

It's not an irrational hatred. He's a cock. Why does he speak like he's from the New York ghetto. He's a cock. I find him embarrasing to listen to and I like some Hip Hop. (Freestylers/NWA etc
(, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 14:54, archived)
# Can't stand him..
..yet strangely I like the piss take impression they sometimes do of him on The Now Show.
(, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 14:57, archived)
# I've never heard of him
sounds like a right tosser though.
(, Fri 27 Aug 2004, 14:55, archived)
# <small>Well I like him</small>
hate rap music, but i like the way he thinks he's big and gangsta.


no one will ever read this anyway, I was a bit late with the reply

/shuts up
(, Sat 28 Aug 2004, 19:21, archived)