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[challenge entry] Last one - Penis de Milo


And the others
here
there

Yes I know they're not technically celebrities, but I'm not really up to speed on Heat magazine these days...

From the Celebrity Sex Change challenge. See all 344 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. trouser, Mon 6 Sep 2004, 11:11, archived)
# ok
it's been over 5 minutes and no 'armless gags yet? Is everyone ill today? :)

woo to pic, me likey

teh cock!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 6 Sep 2004, 11:15, archived)
# That's no moon . . .
EDIT: that reminds me. There was a bloke on the Larne/Fleetwood ferry Saturday night with a T-shirt that read 'You are the cockmaster' on the front and 'You love the [sic] cock!' on the back

Anyone here?

EDIT: Me too, how rude, Woo! and Woo to the others that I missed.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 6 Sep 2004, 11:18, archived)
# you mean it wasn't you
petal?
edit:woo to statue
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 6 Sep 2004, 11:22, archived)
# No
I was with my lovely (female) wife, my mother and my father so I didn't point it out to them.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 6 Sep 2004, 11:24, archived)
# woo to The Hat family
wasn't me but I'm off to Nortehrn Ireland on Friday so will keep a look out
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 6 Sep 2004, 11:27, archived)
# Shirley, you mean
'I'll keep a look out, so I will.'?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 6 Sep 2004, 11:28, archived)
# probably
I rarely make any sense
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 6 Sep 2004, 11:48, archived)
# A female wife?
Well, it's novel, I s'pose...
(Pseudonym, Mon 6 Sep 2004, 11:30, archived)
# Pffft! Fleetwood!


edit: how rude, woo to the pic
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 6 Sep 2004, 11:23, archived)
# ?
pffft?

Fleetwood?

Eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 6 Sep 2004, 11:25, archived)
# sorry
it just makes me laugh when I remeber what I used to get up to in Fleetwood.

edit: What happened that makes me laugh, is that one of my friends took his shoes off and a swan picked one up and ran off with it. He was chasing it round trying to get it back, and someone took a photo of him. It was then a two page article in the Blackpool Evening Gazette about 'yobs torrorising local swans'. Someone recognised him and he was arrested, then released without charge.
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 6 Sep 2004, 11:26, archived)
# That!
is!

the!

BESTEST!

Story!

EVER!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 6 Sep 2004, 11:45, archived)
# Hurrah!
The sexy bastard. And he wouldn't be able to fight you off, neither.
/bumgay
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Mon 6 Sep 2004, 11:18, archived)
# Cock!
and 'ning, all
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Mon 6 Sep 2004, 11:21, archived)
# I can't believe its not butter
or cheese
(ApertureJam, Mon 6 Sep 2004, 11:28, archived)