AND SITTING DOWN TO PISS IS RIDICULOUS!
if you're a man, anyway.
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Tue 28 Sep 2004, 23:01,
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Unless
highly inebriated, or old. (and then you get a nice little bag.)
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Tue 28 Sep 2004, 23:01,
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In france...
there were NO SEATS!
And at one point at age 8 I was afraid of the toilet seat for some reason, so I can now piss and shit with not actually sitting on the seat but just above.
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Tue 28 Sep 2004, 23:04,
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And at one point at age 8 I was afraid of the toilet seat for some reason, so I can now piss and shit with not actually sitting on the seat but just above.
Which
is an excellent skill to have, I am sure everyone will agree.
Especially in France.
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Tue 28 Sep 2004, 23:06,
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Especially in France.
In most places there were toilet seats.
Just not in the place I was staying.
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Tue 28 Sep 2004, 23:07,
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Only been to adventure scientifique once
Might go again, fun, but next time bring a bit more clothes 'n' a french - english dictionary for I cannot translate everything into french.
Very funny thing over heard in the queue.
1: So is he in your group?
2: No, he is a fu-ck err. (pronounced like that)
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Tue 28 Sep 2004, 23:12,
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Very funny thing over heard in the queue.
1: So is he in your group?
2: No, he is a fu-ck err. (pronounced like that)
Did you know in Germany
you're forced to piss sitting down 'cos of the shape of the toilet?
Click for the horrible truth
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Tue 28 Sep 2004, 23:10,
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Click for the horrible truth
Ah
that's what I was talking about, yes.
It's UNNATURAL*!
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Tue 28 Sep 2004, 23:14,
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It's UNNATURAL*!
*
adj 1: not in accordance with or determined by nature; contrary to
nature; "an unnatural death"; "the child's unnatural
interest in death" [ant: {natural}]
2: speaking or behaving in an artificial way to make an
impression [syn: {affected}] [ant: {unaffected}]
3: distorted and unnatural in shape or size; abnormal and
hideous; "tales of grotesque serpents eight fathoms long
that churned the seas"; "twisted into monstrous shapes"
[syn: {grotesque}, {monstrous}]
You have
spent longer on this subject than I did!
Yeah I went to Germany a few years ago, you remember after you have had wet shins a few times.
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Tue 28 Sep 2004, 23:15,
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Yeah I went to Germany a few years ago, you remember after you have had wet shins a few times.
As if you piss in the toilet in Germany.
Straight in the fucking sink.
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Tue 28 Sep 2004, 23:28,
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True
But it is unplesant to fall down said loo because the seat is up
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Tue 28 Sep 2004, 23:01,
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Aaah
now you see, my arse is too wide for that to be an issue.
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