THe best thing about it is...Watch it again, and the last line, where some gay spunk dripping felch monger says
'Does she know her child is still alive?'
(Or whatever, get off my nob, pedants)
Play the drums from the end of 'Eastenders' in your head, it really is that shit, its actually like Eastenders the fucking film.
If that isn't a rotten diseased cunt I don't know what is.
Liquid Crystal,
Sat 23 Oct 2004, 23:00,
archived)
but that's the point of itit's supposed to be a hokey retro kung fu movie.
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Sat 23 Oct 2004, 23:03,
archived)
but it misses the point completelyis the basic point.
Faced with the choice between watching the original or a remake, 99 times out of 100 I'll watch the original. SO faced with a film which is a pastiche of badly remade and stolen scenes I have no choice but to declare it a turgid runny stool which was only made because a coke-head surrounded himself with yes-men and ordered them to lick his balls.
Liquid Crystal,
Sat 23 Oct 2004, 23:07,
archived)
you don't see a lot of coma sex.and i think the movie is extremely nice to look at and has extremely stylish scenes.
it is an homage, not a remake.