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[challenge entry] Self Knowledge is a wonderful thing

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(I helped save b3ta! Pfffwwttt... I told you so., Wed 15 Dec 2004, 0:29, archived)
# Pffffffft.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 15 Dec 2004, 0:30, archived)
# I heard that Mcdonalds
is changing it's name to '?' or just 'Q' and are going to sell heathy food.
(Hartlepool15 aka []Chips[] So you don't have to, Wed 15 Dec 2004, 0:31, archived)
# they already sell 'healthy' food.
and the recent ad campaign had a '?' instead of the golden arches, but that was for a 'can you guess what company we are cos we sell healthier stuff now' type promo.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 15 Dec 2004, 0:33, archived)
# Nah...
It's what he's doing with his right hand that makes the Fuhrer's damnation even worse
(I helped save b3ta! Pfffwwttt... I told you so., Wed 15 Dec 2004, 0:35, archived)
# ? - means
try and guess what the grey foamy stuff is that we coat in bread crumbs and call "Chicken Mc Nuggets"
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Wed 15 Dec 2004, 0:35, archived)
# i won't try and defend maccy d's
but the nuggets are proper breast meat now.
not the reconstituted chicken necks/feet/cock they used to contain.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 15 Dec 2004, 0:37, archived)
# you said "breast"
fwap
(HectorProtector, Wed 15 Dec 2004, 0:38, archived)
# ugh
if i wanted mayo with them i'd have asked!
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 15 Dec 2004, 0:38, archived)
# you love teh cock breast.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 15 Dec 2004, 0:39, archived)
# might have once been breast meat..
but what the hell did they do to it!?

edit: ignore my post above... What do you mean USED TO CALL..hahaha... I love the fact they have come clean without actually admitting what they did before
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Wed 15 Dec 2004, 0:38, archived)
# its not even been mushed now
its proper diced chicken breast.
/friends work there and bring me free 'food'
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 15 Dec 2004, 0:40, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/4056243
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Wed 15 Dec 2004, 0:42, archived)
# before it would have been any meat from a chicken not
sold/used in other ways (breast, wings, thighs e.t.c).

And remember, if you've ever had Bernard Matthews '100% chicken', that's because 30% is the same type of meat.

oh, and water. lots of water.
and rusk.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 15 Dec 2004, 0:45, archived)
# oh dear...
..you mean the "lips and arseholes"?
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Wed 15 Dec 2004, 0:46, archived)
# pretty much.
but its not like it was a big secret, and plenty of supermarkets still sell chicken nuggets/products of such a concoction.

and don't start me on about kebab meat *boiks*
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 15 Dec 2004, 0:49, archived)
# oh dear...
and I thought Ivor Dewdney* had the franchise on L&A...

*big up the Guz possey!
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Wed 15 Dec 2004, 0:53, archived)
# Yay!
.for Guz.
(I helped save b3ta! Pfffwwttt... I told you so., Wed 15 Dec 2004, 0:59, archived)
# I miss it..

actuallay, no I don't.. one of the wimmin' gave me teh clap!
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Wed 15 Dec 2004, 1:05, archived)
# KEBAB = grey foam
"dare you to eat one whilst sober"
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Wed 15 Dec 2004, 0:55, archived)
# Soylent Grey?
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Wed 15 Dec 2004, 0:38, archived)
# that sounds like
'veggie' sustanance..."tastes like s h i t , but you can live on it"...
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Wed 15 Dec 2004, 0:43, archived)
# Soylent Grey is vegetarians!
(I helped save b3ta! dingochutney *parp*, Wed 15 Dec 2004, 0:49, archived)
# pfffft
5 a day!
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 15 Dec 2004, 0:51, archived)
# huh?..
round 'em up and mush them into food stuffs for the needy?
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Wed 15 Dec 2004, 0:51, archived)
# Exactly
Where do you think Linda McCartney went?
(I helped save b3ta! dingochutney *parp*, Wed 15 Dec 2004, 0:52, archived)
# ahh..
that'll explain it
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Wed 15 Dec 2004, 0:58, archived)
# The zeppelin
If people wanted healthy food, they'd go somewhere else.

We want pure crap!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 15 Dec 2004, 0:34, archived)
# I heard they're changing their name to jobby.
You can have chicken jobby nuggets, a big jobby, a jobby chicken sandwich, a quarterpounder with cheese (yuk) and a fillet o' shite.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Wed 15 Dec 2004, 0:36, archived)
# Don't forget McShit pie
(I helped save b3ta! dingochutney *parp*, Wed 15 Dec 2004, 0:52, archived)
# hahaha...at first glance, I thought the 'thought bubble' was coming from Ronalds head.. which made me think he must have been "Hitlers foreskin cleaner"
but, when looking again...
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Wed 15 Dec 2004, 0:33, archived)
# actually, so did I
doh.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 15 Dec 2004, 1:17, archived)
# ahahahah
just beautiful.

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 15 Dec 2004, 0:34, archived)
# Anyway...
That's one right up the Golden Buttocks and I'm off to bed. Night, all.
(I helped save b3ta! Pfffwwttt... I told you so., Wed 15 Dec 2004, 0:37, archived)