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[challenge entry] The I has it

lucky he's not family

From the The Family Circus challenge. See all 98 entries (closed)

(, Wed 29 Dec 2004, 21:29, archived)
# Prince Charles has TAZER EYES?
;)
Either that or she has TAZER BOOBS.
(, Wed 29 Dec 2004, 21:33, archived)
# TAZER BOOBS
is something I could go for in a chick
(, Wed 29 Dec 2004, 21:35, archived)
# Like a James Bond arch enemy
"Ah Mr Bond, you are remarkably resiliant to rockets, grenades, ninjas and guns but are you a match for my TAZER BOOBS!?"
(, Wed 29 Dec 2004, 21:37, archived)
# *drools*
(, Wed 29 Dec 2004, 21:38, archived)
# Maybe she's squirting him.
Sort of a turnabout-is-fairplay Royal Bukkake thing.
(, Wed 29 Dec 2004, 21:37, archived)
# A lady-milk bukkake thing?
At last the tables are turned.
damn these IKEA tables and their wonky legs
(, Wed 29 Dec 2004, 21:40, archived)
# I'm sure there's a market for it.
If you pool together the world's resources of genetic misnomers, social outcasts, and hormonal inconsistencies, you can pretty much sell anything as porn.
(, Wed 29 Dec 2004, 21:42, archived)
# *peels off underpants*
any takers?

edit: GAH


*sellotapes pants back on*
(, Wed 29 Dec 2004, 21:44, archived)
# nar!
(, Wed 29 Dec 2004, 21:46, archived)
# hmmm tempting.. ;)
(, Wed 29 Dec 2004, 21:51, archived)
# maybe it's both
(, Wed 29 Dec 2004, 21:44, archived)