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# Now fuck off

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(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 6 Apr 2005, 11:23, archived)
# Why do people buy 10 packs of cigarettes?
Are they not planning on smoking another 20 over the course of thier lives?
(I helped save b3ta! Your Mum, Wed 6 Apr 2005, 11:24, archived)
# there
speaks a man/woman who's never been poor.
(Carwash Maaaaaaaaarge!, Wed 6 Apr 2005, 11:25, archived)
# works out cheaper in the long run to buy 20
.. or just smoke carpets
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 6 Apr 2005, 11:26, archived)
# ah but if
you were gasping and only had enough for 10.
(Carwash Maaaaaaaaarge!, Wed 6 Apr 2005, 11:27, archived)
# I`ve never been gasping for 10 cigs in my life!

"here mate.... do you sell loose, mate?"
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 6 Apr 2005, 11:28, archived)
# Do you smoke?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Wed 6 Apr 2005, 11:29, archived)
# yes, but I generally gasp for one cigarette, not 10
:p
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 6 Apr 2005, 11:30, archived)
# Lightweight!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Wed 6 Apr 2005, 11:31, archived)
# racist! ;)

*runs away*
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 6 Apr 2005, 11:35, archived)
# I love this board!
*chases*
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Wed 6 Apr 2005, 11:38, archived)
# I never thought of you as the smoking type
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Wed 6 Apr 2005, 11:32, archived)
# It's what makes him so reckless
(checkers, Wed 6 Apr 2005, 11:33, archived)
# I`m right wild
once I did a wee wee and didn`t put the toilet seat down afterwards

ANARCHY!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 6 Apr 2005, 11:33, archived)
# inhaling fontsmoke is a bit too hardcore ;)


baddum-tish
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 6 Apr 2005, 11:33, archived)
# oh
dear
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Wed 6 Apr 2005, 11:34, archived)
# and wanking


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 6 Apr 2005, 11:35, archived)
# "dave the hat doesn't know humour if it hit him in the face."
;o)
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Wed 6 Apr 2005, 11:37, archived)
# pfffft
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 6 Apr 2005, 11:38, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
appaently not . . .

*cries*
EDIT: At least I don't used to mix up my tenses!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 6 Apr 2005, 11:41, archived)
# Rabbit's die of that!
*lurks again*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 6 Apr 2005, 12:26, archived)
# gen
ius
(I helped save b3ta! Micro Prawnvica, Wed 6 Apr 2005, 13:58, archived)
#

Pffffttt!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 6 Apr 2005, 11:49, archived)
# He Smokes the Big fella.
*hides*
(I helped save b3ta! caffeinefreak, Wed 6 Apr 2005, 11:37, archived)
# i've
never been gasping for 10 all at once, but if i only had £1.90 in my pocket (that tells you how long ago it was i smoked) i was only gonna be able to buy 10.
(Carwash Maaaaaaaaarge!, Wed 6 Apr 2005, 11:29, archived)
# christ I remember when £1.90 would have got you 20 B&H
.. and you`d still have 70p change
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 6 Apr 2005, 11:31, archived)
#
the first time I gave up was when 20 went over £2, then again at £3 and so on and so forth
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 6 Apr 2005, 11:33, archived)
# OK, OK
but it FEELS like a long time ago...


I wanna fag.
(Carwash Maaaaaaaaarge!, Wed 6 Apr 2005, 11:35, archived)
# hehe
my smokeing memmory goes back to 1.31 for 20 JPS
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Wed 6 Apr 2005, 11:35, archived)
# who on earth priced them at £1.31?

I didn`t smoke then, but it was back in the days when kids could buy ciggies for their parents
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 6 Apr 2005, 11:37, archived)
# *looks at Rik's earlier reply*
*does sums*


hey waitaminute...
(Carwash Maaaaaaaaarge!, Wed 6 Apr 2005, 11:39, archived)
# remember I am "fromt oop north like"
so everything is cheaper, but if you must know it was arnside post office when I first started.
Yes thats right I started on JPS thats cause we are dead hard in the north (also tripe kills taste buds).
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Wed 6 Apr 2005, 11:41, archived)
# Nowadays £1.31 will only get you 20 Mayfair...
(I helped save b3ta! Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Wed 6 Apr 2005, 11:42, archived)
# hahaha believe me it won`t :D

/pikey ciggie smoker
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 6 Apr 2005, 11:45, archived)
# .
its 1.90 at a paper shop next to us for 10 pack
(John M Hardman, Wed 6 Apr 2005, 12:50, archived)
# the John M Hardman
ex of Swindon?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 6 Apr 2005, 15:45, archived)
# Do you sell loose ?
Ah that takes me back - paid weekly on a thursday, so thursday morning I used to buy 5 Weights (the older ones might remember that brand) and 5 matches in a conical paper bag (from't newsagent in Dewsbury Bus Station if you need to know that).

Then it was 'hmmm, 4 left, next one in 3 hours...'
(The real vlad the impala, Thu 7 Apr 2005, 8:50, archived)
# It depends on circumstance.
In my younger years, towards the end of the payweek when there were only a few dollars in your wallet, it was usually a good idea to spend $5 on half a pack (even though it was $9 for a full pack).
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Wed 6 Apr 2005, 11:29, archived)
# what's this packs of cigarettes you speak of?
i always smoke rolling tobacco rolled in old newspapers...
(I helped save b3ta! clorey mcnuggety, Wed 6 Apr 2005, 11:43, archived)
# Shit!
I do this! It's because you're a professional smoker when you make the transition to 20's. I'm not ready to accept that I might be in the big league yet.
(Rimbaud III, Wed 6 Apr 2005, 11:25, archived)
# similarly
I downgraded myself to social smoker, and don't want to be left with any the next day.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 6 Apr 2005, 11:32, archived)
# just do what one of the guys here* does
.. scab ciggies all night


* not me
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 6 Apr 2005, 11:36, archived)
# I do that anyway
after the 10's run out.

and on week nights.

and at weekends.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 6 Apr 2005, 11:42, archived)
# not every one is on 32K you know ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! thegoose, quietly backs out of the room hoping no one noticed, Wed 6 Apr 2005, 11:29, archived)
# where is liquid refreshment man these days??
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 6 Apr 2005, 11:30, archived)
# I dunno, I spitting feathers here as well.
Boy fetch me tea!
(I helped save b3ta! thegoose, quietly backs out of the room hoping no one noticed, Wed 6 Apr 2005, 11:31, archived)
# HELP!!!!! MUM!!!!
Me biscuits fallen in me broooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
(I helped save b3ta! Dugs - The artist formerly known as Dugsybaws, Wed 6 Apr 2005, 11:33, archived)
# GET A SPOOOOOOON!
No. Too late.
(Cheredenine - Git orf moi laaaaand..., Wed 6 Apr 2005, 11:37, archived)
# ARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGG
I Burnt me Fingers!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! caffeinefreak, Wed 6 Apr 2005, 11:39, archived)
# if you don't smoke a lot and buy a pack of 20
the last few in the packet are usually dried out
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 7 Apr 2005, 12:46, archived)
# Heh.
I used to save empty fag packets for when I went into town, so I could show the scabbing fuckers an empty box when they asked.
(tomsk, Wed 6 Apr 2005, 11:24, archived)
# did they not ask
"Why are you carrying an empty fag packet around town where there are loads of bins you weirdo?"

?
(I helped save b3ta! thegoose, quietly backs out of the room hoping no one noticed, Wed 6 Apr 2005, 11:30, archived)
# he used to live in London
... there are no bins

*BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM*
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 6 Apr 2005, 11:32, archived)
# That's Victoria Station and the underground,
they're everywhere else.
(I helped save b3ta! thegoose, quietly backs out of the room hoping no one noticed, Wed 6 Apr 2005, 11:36, archived)
# funnily enough that`s where I work

STALKER!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 6 Apr 2005, 11:36, archived)
# No.
Besides being filthy scabbing shites, they were invariably really, really thick.
(tomsk, Wed 6 Apr 2005, 11:37, archived)
# I want one!
Cafepress/Spice it :)

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! iwannabeabonobo has been buying lots of gadgets this weekend, Wed 6 Apr 2005, 11:25, archived)
# you utter bastard!
you forgot about the back

"AND NO I AM NOT A TOUR GUIDE"
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 6 Apr 2005, 11:25, archived)
# Always though "sucking on a fag" sounded a bit gay to me
(I helped save b3ta! Dugs - The artist formerly known as Dugsybaws, Wed 6 Apr 2005, 11:30, archived)
# Is that your "Don't smoke kids, it's gay" line?
Waves of dissuasion are rolling over me
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 6 Apr 2005, 11:33, archived)
# or "Can I bum a fag?"
Your choice not mine, buddy.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Wed 6 Apr 2005, 11:33, archived)
# nobody
says that. ever.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 6 Apr 2005, 11:38, archived)
# FACT
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 6 Apr 2005, 11:41, archived)
# hahaaha top GIF
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Wed 6 Apr 2005, 11:46, archived)
# gah! as an ex-rolly smoker, i've had many an awkward converstaion as strangers roll a fag (somethimes rolling for them)- occasionally they'd ask for a pinch more and some rizla at the end...
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! clorey mcnuggety, Wed 6 Apr 2005, 11:41, archived)
# I smoke rollies
I just tell them no, because I got fed up of people saying can I pinch some backy, do you have any rizla, don't suppose you have a filter do you. could you roll it for me.
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 6 Apr 2005, 11:43, archived)
# do you share my hatred of places that don't sell the swan extra slim filters?
may they all burn in hell.
(I helped save b3ta! clorey mcnuggety, Wed 6 Apr 2005, 11:46, archived)
# yeah and they pick up one of those massive boxes
that you need a carrier bag to get them home and say "These ones?"

NO! How can they be fucking extra slim you tard! They are fucking huge!
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 6 Apr 2005, 11:48, archived)
# I found that if you do have the misfortune of getting these
cutting them in half with a scalpel works quite well.

I do smoke prison rollies tho
(roganjosh, Wed 6 Apr 2005, 15:15, archived)
# I don't smoke
But I'll do it any way

*fucks off*
(I helped save b3ta! The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Wed 6 Apr 2005, 11:56, archived)
# Hehe
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And
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(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Wed 6 Apr 2005, 12:12, archived)
# Haha!
Both very useful
(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot isn't impressed by this whole "internet" thing, Wed 6 Apr 2005, 12:22, archived)
# I think this exists actually
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(I helped save b3ta! The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Wed 6 Apr 2005, 14:34, archived)
# Oh sorry I seem to have left my spare pack at home
(Fe4r, Thu 7 Apr 2005, 13:19, archived)