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[challenge entry] Disastrous movie merchandise you say?
No shoppage needed....


From the Crappy Movie Merchandise challenge. See all 760 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Le Branleur Formidable vous tend la main droite, Sat 23 Apr 2005, 17:30, archived)
# Disasterous?
it's fully posable! You can live out whatever death to jarjar fantasies you harbor with this thing (although any medium to large scale incendiaries require product replacement)
(Azzek!, Sat 23 Apr 2005, 17:31, archived)
# You're on fire today Kez
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Sat 23 Apr 2005, 17:32, archived)
# he's got some zingers
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sat 23 Apr 2005, 17:35, archived)
# how poseable does it need to be in order to douse it with petrol and set light?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 23 Apr 2005, 17:34, archived)
# About as poseable
As an amputee...
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Sat 23 Apr 2005, 17:36, archived)
# many
amputees catch fire then ?
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sat 23 Apr 2005, 17:39, archived)
# Oh yes yes
Very easily
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Sat 23 Apr 2005, 17:40, archived)
# quess
if they have no legs they cannot run very fast.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sat 23 Apr 2005, 17:41, archived)
# It's funny to watch them roll
And fail to put out the flames
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Sat 23 Apr 2005, 17:45, archived)
# all it needs
is a 'realistic evisceration action'
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 23 Apr 2005, 17:32, archived)
# Meesa liking dis very much
messa fink da Ja Ja stinkz big style and haz made a perfectly good seriez of da Star Warz movies into a pile of da stinking crap.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 23 Apr 2005, 17:33, archived)
# GET TO FUCK!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 23 Apr 2005, 17:35, archived)
# You actually like the Jaja - you're even weirder than I first thought ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 23 Apr 2005, 17:36, archived)
# I`ll start asking about your chippy in a minute!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 23 Apr 2005, 17:38, archived)
# You cannot be serious
C3PO & R2-D2 now there was a comedy act and as camp as they come, plus they were ROBOTS (who doesn't like robots!).

Now all the new Star Wars are nothing but crapply created CGI characters which are only set to appeal to 6 year olds (and even they have more sense). However, CGI Yoda is a winner.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 23 Apr 2005, 17:41, archived)
# I was saying "GET TO FUCK" originally because you even dared to speak like that cunting creation
I want to see Episodes VII-IX and I want them really dark and full of light sabres, no stupid romance, and no CGI recreation of Ewan McGregor

and CGI Yoda was rubbish! that fight with "him" and Zimmer-bound Christopher Lee was dreadful - and I love Christopher Lee
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 23 Apr 2005, 17:45, archived)
# Yes Christopher Lee is like a god to me especially as Dra-cu-la
perhaps the CGI Yoda fight was a bit silly I conceed this point. And certainly I want a really really dark Star Wars with lots of blood and light-sabres too. It's just so fucking boring and twee as it is at present, but Annakin Skywalkers turn to the Dark side should be just that a really really dark adventure and perhaps space pirates too.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 23 Apr 2005, 17:55, archived)
# she's right though
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sat 23 Apr 2005, 17:36, archived)
# you want to pork Jar Jar Binks
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 23 Apr 2005, 17:46, archived)
# woo do the text content of the post
and boooooo to that crappy stupid creation
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 23 Apr 2005, 17:35, archived)