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[challenge entry] Monkeys, and their simian cousins, the Apes, often ignore the Geneva Convention

From the Penguins Vs Monkeys challenge. See all 433 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 11:47, archived)
# Haha
but he has a good case in that the gorilla is technically not a monkey but an ape and therefore doesn't breach the convention.

woo
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 11:55, archived)
# Are you appeased?
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 12:03, archived)
# /dunno what appeased means
yes i am
(I helped save b3ta! Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 12:05, archived)
# It's when you get covered in mushy peas
in the act of love making ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 12:06, archived)
# does this happen often?
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 12:07, archived)
# It depends
on whether you have any mushy peas handy or whether you have to make do with conventional baked beans.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 12:09, archived)
# !
thank god you didn`t say mushybees

.. no wonder his creations have those crazed eyes
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 12:09, archived)
# Now you've sent me off onto a sexual voyage of discovery
mushybees, mushy peas and plenty of lubricant.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 12:10, archived)
# I would
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 12:11, archived)
# Who wouldn't?
other than them there sex-u-al pre-verts!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 12:12, archived)
# Huzzah!
"...their simian cousins."

The monkeys are the apes' overlords who use the gorilla for... wait for it... guerilla warfare!

I'll get me coat, shall I?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 12:06, archived)
# hahahah!
evil!
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 12:01, archived)
# mwah!ha!
ning
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 12:08, archived)
# hehehe
super! woo!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 12:10, archived)