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# The hypnotic watch trick won't work on me in this instance
he's going to have to drug me with rophynol and knock me unconcious with a baseball bat before I find that ugly twunt sexy and I shan't let that happen a second time ;)
*Sets phaser to kill*
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 11:10, archived)
# *not after the Peter Stringfellow incident, eh"!
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 11:14, archived)
# Shhh... I'm trying to forget that incident
several years of counselling, alcoholic problems and I'm still scared of wrinkly old men with bleached blond hair.
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 11:17, archived)
# it`s weird, because his cock is silky smooth
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 11:21, archived)
# And textured....
...like well-worn and carefully polished leather.

:(
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 11:24, archived)
# That's because it's perfectly preserved
in a jar of Sheffield's finest Pickling Vinegar.
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 11:24, archived)
# er . . . you do realise that you're not

replying to my post . . . C];0)

and 'ning!


(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 11:16, archived)
# Oh, I only need the baseball bat with you Dave ;)
'ning sweetie.
(, Thu 18 Aug 2005, 11:18, archived)