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[challenge entry] West of a red bridge
You stand on the bank of a river. A military helicopter hovers above the surface, churning the waters with the wind from its blades. The door slides back and a rope ladder is lowered into the foamy water, as the helicopter hovers steadily. A man emerges from the foam and grabs for the ladder, desperately hauling himself up, one rung at a time.

Suddenly, you notice a shark's fin cutting easily through the rough water, and before you can think it raises its nose and leaps out of the water, jaws gaping as it arches out of the water and towards the man.

There is a glass cock and a roasted pea here.


From the Games For Geeks challenge. See all 145 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Leo Panthera, Wed 9 Nov 2005, 21:46, archived)
# Go West
*And I'll tell myself I'm over you
'Cause I'm the king of wishful thinking*
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 9 Nov 2005, 21:49, archived)
# i hear life is pretty peaceful there
(GoldenFanjita whistle posse blow! horns crew i can't hear you!, Wed 9 Nov 2005, 21:49, archived)
# pet shop boys?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 9 Nov 2005, 21:49, archived)
#
You cannot pet the shop boys.
(ZugZwang refuses to update his profile., Wed 9 Nov 2005, 21:50, archived)
# gayers
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Wed 9 Nov 2005, 22:02, archived)
# FP this now
Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Wed 9 Nov 2005, 22:24, archived)
# hmm
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Wed 9 Nov 2005, 21:49, archived)
# hahahahah winner!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 9 Nov 2005, 21:49, archived)
# ^This
Massive woo, too!
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Thu 10 Nov 2005, 19:25, archived)
# ^ This is teh cleverness
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Wed 9 Nov 2005, 21:49, archived)
# question reality
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 9 Nov 2005, 21:49, archived)
# Take glass cock.
Taken.
(ZugZwang refuses to update his profile., Wed 9 Nov 2005, 21:50, archived)
# You insert the glass cock rectally.
(I helped save b3ta! numberbruncher - correct by nature, Thu 10 Nov 2005, 10:06, archived)
# Hahaha!
Brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! RedWine President of the S.C.U.M., Wed 9 Nov 2005, 21:51, archived)
# udderly brilliant!
with lashings of hummus
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 9 Nov 2005, 21:51, archived)
# hahaha
hahaha
hahaha
and for good measure...
hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! kingofpork is the king of pork, Wed 9 Nov 2005, 21:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Yay!
XYZZY

EDIT:
And have a compo related pearoast
(JamesG, Wed 9 Nov 2005, 21:53, archived)
# winnar!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 9 Nov 2005, 22:00, archived)
# This must win
Because it must.
(Woodgie is back, but for how long?, Thu 10 Nov 2005, 10:48, archived)
# That made me laugh.
Oh yes.

It made me laugh.
(GreasyChipButty, Thu 10 Nov 2005, 21:38, archived)
# this is great
woo
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Fri 11 Nov 2005, 10:05, archived)