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# fucking popups
(, Wed 11 Dec 2002, 12:33, archived)
# nice computer though
(, Wed 11 Dec 2002, 12:34, archived)
# I just got offered one of
those this mornin', so I did. the 5150, not the p3n15 enlargement, though I get those all the time too :)
(, Wed 11 Dec 2002, 12:41, archived)
# you
get penis enlargements all the time? wow.
(, Wed 11 Dec 2002, 12:42, archived)
# I get them
whenever I think about lovely boobies.
(, Wed 11 Dec 2002, 12:43, archived)
# and I get them
whenever I think about nasty boobies...
(, Wed 11 Dec 2002, 12:54, archived)
# yep, and breast implants,
money coming at me from all angles, instant finance and mortgages and lots of pr0n!
what do you mean 'it's not real'?
(, Wed 11 Dec 2002, 12:48, archived)
# I don't collect those bastards
on principle.
(, Wed 11 Dec 2002, 12:42, archived)
# come on - if it wasn't
for that machine we probably wouldn't be sat here now! oh, wait....
(, Wed 11 Dec 2002, 12:44, archived)
# Nope.
Those machines took all the fun out of home computing. When I think of what we SHOULD be using today... just... gaaaahhhh!
(, Wed 11 Dec 2002, 12:46, archived)
# sellotape?
(, Wed 11 Dec 2002, 12:47, archived)
# heh
probably. Did you know, new Amigas are ACTUALLY SHIPPING, right now? I mean.. actually fucking shipping... not just "in development", or "nearly ready", but actually shipping. Shame the new AmigaOS won't be out for a month or so, but.. officially i'm as happy as a bee in a thing that bees like being in. Woooo! Thats like... 8 years i've been waiting for that bastard.
(, Wed 11 Dec 2002, 12:50, archived)
# are they shipping yet
though?
(, Wed 11 Dec 2002, 12:51, archived)
# YES! YES THEY ARE!
/me runs around the room like a loony

shame I can't afford them though... its 1993 all over again.. I want it, but I'm going to have to save up all my pocket money...
(, Wed 11 Dec 2002, 12:52, archived)
# I saw a poll about
that on some newsgroup or other but just assumed it was some twat trolling and didn't read it. Lemme guess, it's v.expensive just like the Iyonix? (RISC OS machine, fact fans)
(, Wed 11 Dec 2002, 12:53, archived)
# Errrr... yes
but you can run AmigaOS native, LinuxPPC, and Mac OS X (although the latter is illegal, but it does work :)

Although, having researched the programs available for RiscOS and AmigaOS, AmigaOS is somewhat more useful, it having better internet apps, better art programs, etc. etc.
(, Wed 11 Dec 2002, 12:54, archived)
# Mac OS X
is illegal? Shit, shit, shit
(, Wed 11 Dec 2002, 12:55, archived)
# Only if you boot it
on non-mac hardware. Its against the license.
(, Wed 11 Dec 2002, 12:56, archived)
# Of this
I am aware. Obviously my feeble attempt at humour didn't come across
(, Wed 11 Dec 2002, 12:57, archived)
# Makes
me feel better about 9.2
(, Wed 11 Dec 2002, 12:59, archived)
# So it's a PPC based
machine then? You'll have to mail me some linkies so I can have a peruse during this arter's coffee break.....got a new cordless jigsaw and a nailgun to play with....wheeeee! Hurrah for b&q and their sudden price reductions.
(, Wed 11 Dec 2002, 13:06, archived)
# Big mega woo
for power tools! (i'll email in a moment or two).
(, Wed 11 Dec 2002, 13:07, archived)
# have a look
here that might help you during your 'coffee' break
(, Wed 11 Dec 2002, 13:20, archived)
# haha
old school.
(, Wed 11 Dec 2002, 12:36, archived)
# tasty mate
wyh
(, Wed 11 Dec 2002, 12:37, archived)
# haha!
I like that! should have been a commodore pet though ;)
(, Wed 11 Dec 2002, 12:37, archived)
# It is true...
...the only things that I ever worry about are:

1) Is my penis big enough?

2) Is my computer running at it's optimal performance?

It's a constant battle against depression, just as well the web is here to help me.
(, Wed 11 Dec 2002, 12:38, archived)
# Thats odd
I worry whether my computer is big enough and whther my penis is running at its optimal performance.
(, Wed 11 Dec 2002, 12:41, archived)
# a-haha
haha-a
(, Wed 11 Dec 2002, 12:42, archived)
# i just
worry
(, Wed 11 Dec 2002, 12:43, archived)
# 2) depends what you want to use it for
1) see above
(, Wed 11 Dec 2002, 12:43, archived)