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# Oi! What're you doing here?
Have we got you back?
(I helped save b3ta! tipassoi, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 11:28, archived)
# nah have the day off work
had to go and shout at the muppets at the DVLA who reckon my car vanished off the face of the planet for 3 years

had a big row with their head inspector that my number plates weren`t Irish - had to actually explain number plates to him

fucking w... fuck FUCK!! ggrr fuckfuck

edit: feeling any better?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 11:30, archived)
# *backs away slowly*
Have a cup of tea and a cigarette, it'll all seem better
(I helped save b3ta! tipassoi, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 11:32, archived)
# ha
pray you never have to drive to the hell hole that is Borehamwood

and the woman at the desk told me off for being 10 minutes early.. I shot her a look and she nearly shat herself
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 11:33, archived)
# Haha
bit better, but still a snotty mess.
(I helped save b3ta! tipassoi, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 11:35, archived)
# heh
as every bloke knows.. ill women are teh sexy!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 11:38, archived)
# ^ this
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 11:50, archived)
# did you state
"I know where you live" in your best terrorist accent? : P
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 11:40, archived)
# nah I just took it out on the head inspector when he turned up 10 minutes late
fucking cunt...

what kind of a job is it to work 2 days a week, and just write down the chassis number of a car

but it proves that MOTs, the official DVLA car registration document, and all official car documentation from the manufacturer are worth fuck all to some jumped up little twat who doesn`t know how to read a number plate
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 11:43, archived)
# Och well
My Dad's needing to get his Volvo MOT'd tomorrow. It has NI plates too. I'll tell him of your fun.
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 11:50, archived)
# the first question he`ll get if he hasn`t met the MOT guy before is
"are they personalised plates"

what the fuck?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 11:52, archived)
# Hah
Probably. 3 random letters, 4 random digits. Why is that personalised?
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 12:01, archived)
# Gaaggghhhhhh not teh Borehamwood!!!!!
You poor fucker

Nice to have you back even if it is just for a day :)
(I helped save b3ta! Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 11:46, archived)
# Borehamwood in morning rush hour traffic
11 miles or something, but took about 1hr 10mins

you gotta love "Great"er London
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 11:53, archived)
# What direction were you comming from
(I helped save b3ta! Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Thu 2 Mar 2006, 11:59, archived)