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[challenge entry] *cheats*


The new range of autobiographies written for children were refreshingly honest.

From the Celebrity Autobiographies challenge. See all 520 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Mon 21 Aug 2006, 20:30, archived)
# Woosome
(I helped save b3ta! nhojjohn, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 20:31, archived)
# Very clever!
Woo!

and I'll gloss over the slur on Lord Clarkson.
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Mon 21 Aug 2006, 20:32, archived)
# Yay! :D
I don't know who 3 of those people are
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 20:33, archived)
# I don't know 4.
I win!
(ZugZwang refuses to update his profile., Mon 21 Aug 2006, 20:38, archived)
# Which Four?
I thought I'd chosen fairly recognisable people.
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Mon 21 Aug 2006, 20:40, archived)
# Who are those two under Tony Blair?
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 20:41, archived)
# They are
Lee Evans, famous for rushing around and sweating while joking on stage; and Michael Moore, famous for making poorly constructed arguments against authority figures with more than a hint of sour grapes.
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Mon 21 Aug 2006, 20:43, archived)
# Hm...
Definitely don't know Stubborn, or Miss Bossy

Is Grumpy the guy from M*A*S*H? And Dizzy from There's Something About Mary?

(ZugZwang refuses to update his profile., Mon 21 Aug 2006, 20:43, archived)
# Nope
Little Miss Bossy is Jeremy Clarkson who gets in a paddy when things don't go his way, and Little Miss Stubborn is Germaine Greer, a radical feminist (isn't that cute?) who is now a critic that hates everything and will not be persuaded to change her mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Mon 21 Aug 2006, 20:46, archived)
# Ah, I should've noticed when you said
they were recognisable people.

To me, they're unrecognizable.
(ZugZwang refuses to update his profile., Mon 21 Aug 2006, 20:49, archived)
# Well
Maybe you'll get lucky and I could do an American version.


Unlikely though.
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Mon 21 Aug 2006, 20:51, archived)
# Woo.
Mr Nonsensious.
(I helped save b3ta! cupboardy, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 20:35, archived)
# Surely Jonathan King
is Mr Noncence
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 20:36, archived)
# i was going to do a celeb book cover called *~*king noncense
but i didn't
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 20:55, archived)
# what a co-incidence!
I didn't do that either!
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 21:02, archived)
# hello?
At last a bit of the old humus.
Very good.

(I helped save b3ta! Jelly Cow the stigmata appeared on, Mon 21 Aug 2006, 20:44, archived)