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[challenge entry] How Scotch Eggs are made...

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(I helped save b3ta! Darryn.R, Mon 18 Sep 2006, 13:44, archived)
# Ha ha ha
It's funny because Scotch eggs are disgusting.

TJ: Should I eat the last bit of banana pudding that my sweetie left in the fridge? It's his favourite dessert ever but I want it.
(Pachey, Mon 18 Sep 2006, 13:45, archived)
# Wants must be honoured....
I say munch it!

In the words of Homer Simpson's Brain....

'Eat the pudding, eat the pudding, eat the pudding!'
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Mon 18 Sep 2006, 13:46, archived)
# Eat it
and send him photographs of you eating it. And tell him how nice it is, and that it's the best banana pudding you ever tasted.
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 18 Sep 2006, 13:47, archived)
# You are sadistic
(Pachey, Mon 18 Sep 2006, 13:48, archived)
# Ooh
I dropped this:

"naked"
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 18 Sep 2006, 13:49, archived)
# Ah yes, I did wonder where the sexy bit was ;)
(Pachey, Mon 18 Sep 2006, 13:54, archived)
# It was sexy enough before I added the naked bit though ;)
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 18 Sep 2006, 13:57, archived)
# that was no banana pudding
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 18 Sep 2006, 13:50, archived)
# I'll give you banana pudding in a minute
if you're not careful
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 18 Sep 2006, 13:51, archived)
# promises promises
chance'd be a fine thing LOL
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 18 Sep 2006, 13:53, archived)
# it's a cream pie
;D
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 18 Sep 2006, 13:52, archived)
# how IS your grandma today?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 18 Sep 2006, 13:54, archived)
# dead
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 18 Sep 2006, 13:54, archived)
# COR!
*rubs thighs*
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 18 Sep 2006, 13:56, archived)
# get off my thighs
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 18 Sep 2006, 13:57, archived)
# What you say is true.

Eat the pudding give him a bj later as a consolation prize
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Mon 18 Sep 2006, 13:47, archived)
# will you marry me?
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 18 Sep 2006, 13:48, archived)
# Give 53 good reasons why I should
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Mon 18 Sep 2006, 13:49, archived)
# 1) i don't like bananas
2 - 52)
53) profit
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 18 Sep 2006, 13:51, archived)
#
o0
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(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Mon 18 Sep 2006, 13:55, archived)
# It's an option
He hid all my sweets so it would kind of be his own fault.
(Pachey, Mon 18 Sep 2006, 13:51, archived)
# Just give him a crap BJ then
Make sure you keep catching his bell with your teeth
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 18 Sep 2006, 13:53, archived)
# and spit !
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Mon 18 Sep 2006, 13:53, archived)
# Pffft!
Or just not let you cum in their mouth at all

*bitters*
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 18 Sep 2006, 14:06, archived)
# There's such a thing as a crap blow job???
(Pachey, Mon 18 Sep 2006, 13:55, archived)
# ahhahahahaha...just hark at the girl
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Mon 18 Sep 2006, 13:58, archived)
# Fuck yes
TEETH
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 18 Sep 2006, 13:58, archived)
# that stay around the shaft
once the mouth has moved away
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 18 Sep 2006, 13:59, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 18 Sep 2006, 14:00, archived)
# Ahha!
So eat it and withhold blowjob as extra punishment
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Mon 18 Sep 2006, 13:53, archived)
# Braw!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 18 Sep 2006, 13:45, archived)
# That's how they get that "Scotch" flavour...
always thought they tasted of shit

ps. Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! BlueHaze Chutney. All good., Mon 18 Sep 2006, 13:46, archived)
# hehe
i used to like scotch eggs.....
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 18 Sep 2006, 13:47, archived)
# yum scotch eggs
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 18 Sep 2006, 13:47, archived)
# hahahaha
Braw!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 18 Sep 2006, 13:48, archived)
# hahhaa
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 18 Sep 2006, 13:48, archived)
# pfft
oi loikes
(I helped save b3ta! betpet is the fun in dysfunctional, Mon 18 Sep 2006, 13:55, archived)
# haha
excellent
(william_shatner, Mon 18 Sep 2006, 13:57, archived)
# haha
superb
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Mon 18 Sep 2006, 13:59, archived)
# Same shit, different day
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 18 Sep 2006, 14:33, archived)
# hahahahaha!
Braw!

Scotch eggs are grand.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 19 Sep 2006, 8:40, archived)