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[challenge entry] Laydeez and Gennlemen, I give you...Simon P. Egg


It started out as a piss-poor pun and now sounds dangerously like a new Childrens TV character.

For any of you who don't know who Simon Pegg actually is (shame on you) just think of it as 'Egghead' and have done with it.

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(nobbynomates ...chose his name for a good reason, Mon 18 Sep 2006, 20:10, archived)
# so who is simon pegg?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 18 Sep 2006, 20:12, archived)
# Jake The`s brother
what are you.. some kind of hairy spastic?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 18 Sep 2006, 20:13, archived)
# Me?
(Nothingtoseehere, Mon 18 Sep 2006, 20:14, archived)
# Have you seen this new website?
www.whoisjacobdyer.com
(I helped save b3ta! El_Jamer ooh Zippy!, Mon 18 Sep 2006, 20:17, archived)
# For some reason I still clicked that,
just to make sure.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Mon 18 Sep 2006, 20:40, archived)
# So did I!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! El_Jamer ooh Zippy!, Mon 18 Sep 2006, 20:46, archived)
# TGA!!!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Mon 18 Sep 2006, 20:15, archived)
# The Great Architect
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 18 Sep 2006, 20:15, archived)
# thank heavens for him arranging a Remembrance Day silence for us again this year
I was beside myself with panic.
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Mon 18 Sep 2006, 20:17, archived)
# harumph. I wasn't arranging anything in the terms of you being sarcastic
last year, we did a post, where quite a few people got involved and had their names put down on a dedicated post, we didnt have the benefit of a calendar then to get all the names, and were still adding them down with a few mins to go, we thought it might make more sense to do it this year by getting people to 'sign up' in advance so any big post or such with b3tans names on could be organised sooner. Quite a few of us thought, maybe wrongly it seems, that it might be a nice gesture on the board. All Ive had is grief and people assuming I'm taking the piss.
Fuck me I may as well not bother
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 18 Sep 2006, 20:19, archived)
# yes, i saw the original post last year.
it was quite something.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 18 Sep 2006, 20:21, archived)
# obviosuly not to your taste then, juding by the calendar reply
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 18 Sep 2006, 20:25, archived)
# I'm with you yet again fella
hadn't noticed a calendar entry.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 18 Sep 2006, 20:26, archived)
# to be honest, I may as well pull the plug if all Im gonna get is people assuming im taking the piss with it
I'm not actually trying to organise any special event or anything, just to perhaps recreate what we did last year, as a gesture, but it seems that you can't do right for doing wrong round here. perhaps I'll go to France and burn my neck or something...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 18 Sep 2006, 20:28, archived)
# pretty much the most unpleasant, self-gratifying bit of nonsense i've ever seen,
but each to their own.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 18 Sep 2006, 20:27, archived)
# CAREFUL, YOU
OR I`LL WANK YOU OFF
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 18 Sep 2006, 20:38, archived)
# and that is a threat how?
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 18 Sep 2006, 20:41, archived)
# you`ve never experienced my wank
have you?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 18 Sep 2006, 20:43, archived)
# I'm not lucky enough :(
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 18 Sep 2006, 20:46, archived)
# you're never the same after he's wanked you off.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 18 Sep 2006, 20:46, archived)
# for better or worse?
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 18 Sep 2006, 20:47, archived)
# different.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 18 Sep 2006, 20:49, archived)
# in that case, I am I feel indifferent about getting fist rape from Rik.
If it's not going to change my life, then forget it.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 18 Sep 2006, 20:50, archived)
# it may not change your life
but you`ll certainly need to change your pance
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 18 Sep 2006, 20:51, archived)
# well, sign me up then motherlover.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 18 Sep 2006, 20:54, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Mon 18 Sep 2006, 20:41, archived)
# god that turns me on
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 18 Sep 2006, 20:47, archived)
# soft, strong, and thoroughly absorbing...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 18 Sep 2006, 20:51, archived)
# Well, there we go.
it's not about the war dead or anything else any more noble than a great big Look At Me! See How I Care! day.

I might exhume some corpses myself, and make them into an Art Attack.
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Mon 18 Sep 2006, 20:29, archived)
# thats your interpretation of something that was not even considered in the thing last year
simply people who DO wish to remember those who have fallen wanting to come together on a forum, as SSG says, each to their own, but don't tarnish us with a brush of your interpretation of why we did it.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 18 Sep 2006, 20:31, archived)
#
Fallen art
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Mon 18 Sep 2006, 20:33, archived)
# what's this?
fallen people, what's this?
(I helped save b3ta! bleepbloop, Mon 18 Sep 2006, 20:41, archived)
# ah yes,
yes.
fucking hell.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 18 Sep 2006, 20:20, archived)
# thought my bloody ears were burning ;-)
'ning m'lovely, thank you for coming along Saturday :-)
Hope you had a safe trip back there, I appreciate you travelling for 5 HOURS!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 18 Sep 2006, 20:17, archived)
# And seven hours back
cos the traffic was stinky :(

BUT it was totally worth it and I had a great time :)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Mon 18 Sep 2006, 20:24, archived)
# thank you, thank you very much :-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 18 Sep 2006, 20:24, archived)
# Hurrah!
for anything spaced related
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Mon 18 Sep 2006, 20:39, archived)
# ...and an even bigger hurrah for your animation
I wished I'd thought of it. Genius.
(nobbynomates ...chose his name for a good reason, Mon 18 Sep 2006, 21:14, archived)
# ...and for the insiders I give you the better known...Simon P. Egg Jnr
(nobbynomates ...chose his name for a good reason, Mon 18 Sep 2006, 21:54, archived)