b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » Message 6347921 (Thread)

# it just had the back of a guys head
and the voice said (i will try and write it as it sounded)
'What is da code?'

the bloke turns round, and the voice says

'Di Armani code'

it was only a few seconds long and was shit.
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 20 Sep 2006, 9:34, archived)
# ha ha!!
sounds like a classic :)

i am wearing a splash of ditchwater which harmonises
with my piss soaked pants, adding a lovely musky aroma
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 20 Sep 2006, 9:37, archived)
# the smell of a real man
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 20 Sep 2006, 9:40, archived)
# Chicks dig this shit. Wear yesterday's shirt instead of aftershave.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Wed 20 Sep 2006, 9:42, archived)
# and rub grass in your hair
girls just can't get enough of a man with grass in his hair
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 20 Sep 2006, 9:49, archived)
# Especially if they get hayfever, or if you get hayfever.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Wed 20 Sep 2006, 9:51, archived)
# ahh, the saliva based sneezing mist really sets a romantic scene
better than candles anyway
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 20 Sep 2006, 9:55, archived)
# If you take her down to the car detailing shop in this state, it will be like living in an industrial rainforest.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Wed 20 Sep 2006, 9:57, archived)
# you've gone all upmarket today!!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 20 Sep 2006, 9:44, archived)
# 'ning!!
*bums*
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Wed 20 Sep 2006, 9:59, archived)