aphrodisiac my arse.
From the If advertisments were honest challenge. See all 785 entries (closed)
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From the If advertisments were honest challenge. See all 785 entries (closed)
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What have you changed?
You've just lifted an advert from the North Sea Oyster Organisation, haven't you?
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Fri 10 Jan 2003, 15:08,
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busted.
the only reason they are known as an aphrodisiac is because after eating them, oral sex is like the sweet trolley arriving.
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Fri 10 Jan 2003, 15:09,
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Ive heard Steven Fry say something similar.
he says his sexuality is about who he chooses not to sleep with.
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Fri 10 Jan 2003, 15:17,
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How eloquently, and amusingly put.
I once spent 7 hours evacuating myself noisily from my major orifices upon my return from France, having spent the evening in what we thought was a romantic restaurant, but in reality whose kitchen was probably an open sewer.
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Fri 10 Jan 2003, 15:12,
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your
poor girlfriend - knowing you think that must be a real ego-boost.
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Fri 10 Jan 2003, 15:12,
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I said oral
so it worked both ways.
I love lickin the prawn anyway.
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Fri 10 Jan 2003, 15:15,
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I love lickin the prawn anyway.
Have you taken some School Maam tablets today?
You are being very harsh on the rude boys.
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Fri 10 Jan 2003, 15:16,
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not really,
but they are all being quite rude today for some reason.
Too many "you stupid/leaky female" posts for me. I might bugger off for a bit.
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Fri 10 Jan 2003, 15:18,
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Too many "you stupid/leaky female" posts for me. I might bugger off for a bit.
boo.
sorry, didnt mean to upset you Doc.
in response though, mine is sexually ambiguous.
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Fri 10 Jan 2003, 15:19,
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in response though, mine is sexually ambiguous.
*scritches Dr Nick's velvety bonce companionably*
Not you specifick'ly. :)
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Fri 10 Jan 2003, 15:21,
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Im completely bald at the mo.
bic'ing my head to make me look mean and moody.
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Fri 10 Jan 2003, 15:23,
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If you consider many ads to be thinly disguised pr0n
then once given the b3ta treatment they might turn out a bit rude.
I was surprised to see the Andrex ad on the front page. Not that I want to censure, but if is our shop window.
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Fri 10 Jan 2003, 15:26,
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I was surprised to see the Andrex ad on the front page. Not that I want to censure, but if is our shop window.
thats lovely
i nearly spat ice tea at the screen
the spaz is wizzing today
wyH
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Fri 10 Jan 2003, 15:08,
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the spaz is wizzing today
wyH
"oh they are so sophisticated"
no, no they are not, they are rubber lumps of yuck
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Fri 10 Jan 2003, 15:09,
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agreed.
just cracked. phoned my man about getting Henry. He's on holiday. AAaaaagh!!
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Fri 10 Jan 2003, 15:11,
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mine's in dublin.
the bastard.
ps: don't feel guilty 'bout cracking, i give up every day (till i get home from work)
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Fri 10 Jan 2003, 15:13,
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ps: don't feel guilty 'bout cracking, i give up every day (till i get home from work)
getting Henry
is this your code for falling off the (dope) wagon?
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Fri 10 Jan 2003, 15:15,
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Getting Henry?
I prefer to get Doug myself..... he's sitting in my house now. He should be paying rent, but has only paid one eigth of it. Hopefully he should be around next week.
did that make sense?
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Fri 10 Jan 2003, 15:22,
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did that make sense?