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# busted.
the only reason they are known as an aphrodisiac is because after eating them, oral sex is like the sweet trolley arriving.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 15:09, archived)
# in response to your earlier question
bi-celibate
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 15:12, archived)
# Ive heard Steven Fry say something similar.
he says his sexuality is about who he chooses not to sleep with.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 15:17, archived)
# How eloquently, and amusingly put.
I once spent 7 hours evacuating myself noisily from my major orifices upon my return from France, having spent the evening in what we thought was a romantic restaurant, but in reality whose kitchen was probably an open sewer.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 15:12, archived)
# your
poor girlfriend - knowing you think that must be a real ego-boost.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 15:12, archived)
# it's ok
his girlfriend is an oyster.
(martian, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 15:14, archived)
# you calling her
selfish?
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 15:16, archived)
# Pun, punpun, pun,
P U U U U U U U N N N N
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 15:19, archived)
# I said oral
so it worked both ways.

I love lickin the prawn anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 15:15, archived)
# You silver tongued devil you,
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 15:17, archived)
# Have you taken some School Maam tablets today?
You are being very harsh on the rude boys.
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Joe, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 15:16, archived)
# not really,
but they are all being quite rude today for some reason.

Too many "you stupid/leaky female" posts for me. I might bugger off for a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 15:18, archived)
# boo.
sorry, didnt mean to upset you Doc.

in response though, mine is sexually ambiguous.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 15:19, archived)
# *scritches Dr Nick's velvety bonce companionably*
Not you specifick'ly. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 15:21, archived)
# Im completely bald at the mo.
bic'ing my head to make me look mean and moody.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 15:23, archived)
# If you consider many ads to be thinly disguised pr0n
then once given the b3ta treatment they might turn out a bit rude.

I was surprised to see the Andrex ad on the front page. Not that I want to censure, but if is our shop window.
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Joe, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 15:26, archived)
# No,
don't.
Stop it everyone.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 15:21, archived)
# tsk
silly boy
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 15:14, archived)