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(I helped save b3ta! Squid Ink should be stored upright in a cool, dark place, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 16:39, archived)
# Jesus Christ on a Bike!
*runs to the hills*
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 16:39, archived)
# all you need.
is a few beers mate!
(champion_hero, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 16:41, archived)
# *sexist*
I would, the ugly ones try harder...

*runs, laughing maniacally from the expected wrath*
(Mattyboy, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 16:43, archived)
# try harder to what?
eat you?
no, not in THAT way!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 16:49, archived)
#
Her name is Robert Paulson....
(shiftClick shifts it., Fri 10 Jan 2003, 16:45, archived)
# More than just a..
..few beers needed then.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 16:46, archived)
# That's a pretty name
hang on...
(Mattyboy, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 16:46, archived)
# hehehe
funny chap!
(I helped save b3ta! curry monster, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 16:47, archived)
# That's unfair to Meatloaf!
(afrayed, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 16:47, archived)
# ROFL that was indeed a good one
w/y/h to that!
and the briliant picture too.
(TylerD84, Fri 17 Jan 2003, 11:11, archived)
# she
looks demented
(Squishie, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 16:40, archived)
# What you might describe as a 30 pinter, I think
.
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 16:44, archived)
#
*scared* 30 pints of poison more like
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 16:46, archived)
# Hehe
30 pints of sedative, I suspect
And a few tabs of acid for good measure
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 16:51, archived)
# oh...
the poor lady.

That is a lady, isn't it? Technically female, yes?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 16:41, archived)
# That's the
big question though isn't it
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 16:43, archived)
# Ack.
EEEEVVVVVILLL!
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 16:41, archived)
# Eep!
She looks like she's about to eat me!
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 16:42, archived)
# eeeek!
my eyes! someone clicky that, for the love of god..
(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 16:42, archived)
# "Bob had bitch tits..."
(cattleprod, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 16:43, archived)
# What about back tits?
Don't forget back tits!
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 16:47, archived)
# You know you've lost it
when you have a bra on both sides.
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 16:50, archived)
# I love that
phrase
and I'm gonna use it a lot
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 16:54, archived)
# GGAAAARRRGGHHHHHHH.
Its that thing from the fruit cellar!!
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 16:44, archived)
# tears
are rolling down my cheeks here!
(on my face damn you!)

This is going to be HUGE!
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 16:48, archived)
# just imagine
your testicles slapping her arse.... (and the subsequent children).
(Obi Wan Jonobi, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 16:50, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Please don't put these images in my head!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 10 Jan 2003, 16:54, archived)