No,
They're in the Koran:
"And Mohammed did full park his cart beside the market stalls for to buy His bread and fruits that Allah hath provided. Upon returning, he did find an infidel scribing 'pon a slate a note of tax punishment, and positioning this missive betwixt the ears of Mohammeds ass. "By Allah, do you believe it in your heart that your mother is proud of you? You twart", did Mohammed proclaim."
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"And Mohammed did full park his cart beside the market stalls for to buy His bread and fruits that Allah hath provided. Upon returning, he did find an infidel scribing 'pon a slate a note of tax punishment, and positioning this missive betwixt the ears of Mohammeds ass. "By Allah, do you believe it in your heart that your mother is proud of you? You twart", did Mohammed proclaim."