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[challenge entry] It's unisex

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(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 12:32, archived)
# What are you Chief of?
Chief Executioner?
Chief Hanker?
Chief Sitting Bull?
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 12:35, archived)
# All of the above
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 12:36, archived)
# Hahahaha!
I love the stuff on Have Your say about the veils issue.

"THIS IS A CHRISTIAN COUNTRY! THE VEIL IS NOT A REQUIREMENT OF THE KORAN! IT SHOULD BE BANNED!"

Um...Would a Christian country really base it's laws on what is or isn't in the Koran?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 12:36, archived)
# Only in this country
We're far too willing to pander to the minorities
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 12:39, archived)
# everyone is too concerned with freedom of religion.
we should really be fighting for freedom from religion.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 12:42, archived)
# Yeah!
Lets bash the bishops
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 12:44, archived)
# why fight at all?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 12:45, archived)
# well i don't mean with tanks and bombs and stuff.
fighting with campaigns, and reason, and teh SCEINCE!
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 12:48, archived)
# Pffft!
When I get back from the lab I shall look up some of this SCEINCE of which you speak.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 13:06, archived)
# all of this^.
With knobs on.
(I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 12:45, archived)
# I agree
No other country would put up with it. Banning of the St George's cross for instance, absolute madness.
(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 12:51, archived)
# no,
but if we can piss off the foreigners by telling them what their rules are, it seems like a good idea to me.

I'm not racist by the way ... I hate everyone!
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 12:39, archived)
# Sensible policies for a better Britain.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 12:41, archived)
# I just wanted to tell you both 'good luck'.
We're all counting on you.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 12:41, archived)
# WEARING COWBOY HATS IS NOT A REQUIREMENT OF THE KORAN!!
IT SHOULD BE BANNED!
NEITHER IS WALKING SLIGHTLY MORE SLOWLY THAN OTHER PEOPLE IN CROWDED SHOPPING CENTRES! IT SHOULD BE BANNED! AND THINKING OF SOMETHING YOU NEED TO DO BUT SUBSEQUENTLY FORGETTING IT THEN REMEMBERING AGAIN BUT ITS NOW TOO LATE TO DO IT AND YOU GET A BIT CROSS! IT SHOULD BE BANNED! AND TIN OPENERS ARE NOT A REQUIREMENT OF THE KORAN! THEY SHOULD BE BANNED! CHEAP CAKES, THEY'RE A FALSE ECONOMY, AND THEY'RE NOT A REQUIREMENT OF THE KORAN EITHER! THEY SHOULD BE BANNED! LOOKING GLUM! IT SHOULD BE BANNED! FEELING QUEASY WHEN TRYING TO READ THE METRO ON THE BUS! IT SHOULD BE BANNED!
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 12:42, archived)
# You left out
traffic wardens
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 12:43, archived)
# No,
They're in the Koran:
"And Mohammed did full park his cart beside the market stalls for to buy His bread and fruits that Allah hath provided. Upon returning, he did find an infidel scribing 'pon a slate a note of tax punishment, and positioning this missive betwixt the ears of Mohammeds ass. "By Allah, do you believe it in your heart that your mother is proud of you? You twart", did Mohammed proclaim."
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 12:54, archived)
# Ahahaha!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 13:06, archived)
# /Daily Mail blog
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 12:44, archived)
# In this country
Unemployed black, Muslim single parents have better rights and prospects than working white Christian married parents*

*might be a guess
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Thu 30 Nov 2006, 12:45, archived)
# Yeah,
but they smell of curry.
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 12:55, archived)
# Slight TJ
I was doing some research...

Bugger.

Here's the link instead: www.silverringthing.com/srt-stats.html

I was amused by where they get their information from (but the anticipation seems a bit much now).

(geekboy Hillbilly., Thu 30 Nov 2006, 12:37, archived)
# The image “http://www.b3tards.com/u/49a1a3c597675fd6012f/cdc.jpg” cannot be displayed, because it contains errors.
un-worked
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 30 Nov 2006, 12:38, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 12:41, archived)
# hmm..
100% redex action for me
(I helped save b3ta! Kavanagh thinks that -6C is warm, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 12:39, archived)
# Meh!


...for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 12:39, archived)
# nice one....
meh
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 12:42, archived)
# they work together rather well...
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 12:43, archived)
# hehe - didn't think of that.
Those pesky Redexes......
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 12:45, archived)
# they were synched on my monitor a moment ago
they ain't not no more so i dunno
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 12:49, archived)
# add them
www.b3ta.com/board/6571322
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 13:02, archived)
# redex
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 12:50, archived)
# bless his cotton socks!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 13:04, archived)
# that redex took 20 seconds to load.
thank you for wasting my LIFE
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 12:53, archived)
#
Here... Have 20 seconds of mine:

Further to our conversation, please find attached an amended confirmations with the details we have discussed.

If you could arrange for an amended purchase order number to be sent to the hotel as well please

Could you confirm that you still require the following

12 - 14 December 2006

Look forward to hearing from you soon

Best wishes
(geekboy Hillbilly., Thu 30 Nov 2006, 12:55, archived)
# Hahahaha
Omg what net connection do you have?
Is it powered by hamsters?
(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 12:56, archived)
# You do have to wonder where they get their
statistics about how many teens get what STDs when. Especially as they say just after it that 80% of teens with STDs show no symptoms, don't get checked out and don't get diagnosed.

(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 12:56, archived)
# Everyone knows that
80% of all statistics are made up!
(Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 12:59, archived)
#
The fun thing with the Silver Ring Thing scheme is that when the children do have sex (as most of them do, in the end) they're completely unprepared for it. This is why Texas has a near third world levels of unwanted pregnancy and sexually transmitted infections.
(geekboy Hillbilly., Thu 30 Nov 2006, 12:59, archived)
# First line got me
"All figures from CDC and other published reports"

I would not trust a magenta cock as far as I could throw it.
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Thu 30 Nov 2006, 13:13, archived)