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[challenge entry] Oh Margaret...

Your obiturary writers are ready!

From the 2007 Obituaries challenge. See all 235 entries (closed)

(lichnis chalcedonica, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 16:16, archived)
# Oh, the day it happens
I will be having a severe party, and you're all invited.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 16:19, archived)
# Let's
start now...
(lichnis chalcedonica, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 16:19, archived)
# let's party!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 16:26, archived)
# i've never been to a severe party.
are they any good?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 16:22, archived)
# You're not supposed to remember
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 16:24, archived)
# heh
remembersurvive :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 16:27, archived)
# There have been several parties I haven't survived
I'm Fae v.6.0 now.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 16:28, archived)
# new and improved?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 16:32, archived)
# Well definitely NEW....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 16:33, archived)
# Quite acute from what I've heard
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 16:24, archived)
# burn the witch!
I sort of imagine a weird anti-diana thing with an open coffin where crowds line the street to shit on her face.
(Octo I ruin everything., Thu 28 Dec 2006, 16:20, archived)
# I'm going to shake her pointless twat of a daughter upside down over a bucket until all the money falls out.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 16:25, archived)
# I
may start a comic strip entitled "Carol Thatcher Child Snatcher". But then again I may not.
(Octo I ruin everything., Thu 28 Dec 2006, 16:26, archived)
# I think you should.
And then mark it '100% evidential proof guv'na' and have her arrested and sent to prison and violently, nay, BRUTALLY arsefisted without lube for CLAGGING UP MY TELLY.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 Dec 2006, 16:30, archived)