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# Heheh reminds me of
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:05, archived)
# rolfaroo and a koala
(likeajackhammer, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:06, archived)
# OK:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:07, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:11, archived)
# Why is Europe Blushing...
The Tart Loves it Really...
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:06, archived)
# often when a woman reaches orgasm a flushed red patch will appear on her chest for a few seconds.
Or it could be blushing.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:08, archived)
# that can soon be remedied with a shower of spunk
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:09, archived)
# it's bruising....
where i have to hold them down!
(likeajackhammer, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:10, archived)
# That's why the rest of us civilised people
Get a friend to hold them down for us. You can take turns that way.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:12, archived)
# And then one of you can be the look out while the other chucks the body into the Thames.
magic.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:13, archived)
# that process is best conducted at several intervals over a period of a week
(likeajackhammer, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:15, archived)
# what so put body in car, wait a day. drive onto bridge, wait a day. put body on barrier, wait a day
THEN tip?

I'd be far too scared of the po-lice.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:16, archived)
# Ha reminds me of a local paper story in the Camden Weekly Journel
Body found in seven big bags in Camden Lock.

Police unsure of cause of death.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:17, archived)
# maybe her boyfriend broke up with her and she FELL TO PIECES!
arf!
(likeajackhammer, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:21, archived)
# fuck it... i think you're a hoot!
(likeajackhammer, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 17:40, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 17:29, archived)
# NO!
Being a good old fashioned Londoners we'd only use out extensive and wonderful collection of canals!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:15, archived)
# But then you'll attract whales
They are drawn to the scent of rape victims

Ninja-Edit before someone notices a dropped C
(a man called donkey has been away for too long, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:15, archived)
# hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:16, archived)
# Ohhh.. Women have Orgasms...?
*Writes in Notebook*
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:11, archived)
# All the women I've played with.
*pimp*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:12, archived)
# You must be good at tennis...

/Widest-of-wide-eyed-innocents.org
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:14, archived)
# do you approach the sausage and oyster buffet with a large plate?
(likeajackhammer, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:14, archived)
# I do.
To be honest, I'm more of a seafood fan, but I'll have a sausage if it's a particularly nice one.

I'm....er...marrying a sausage.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:15, archived)
# that could be a mistake
i'd counsel marrying a human
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:21, archived)
# Pfft, humans have 'opinions' and 'feelings' and 'restraining orders'
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:23, archived)
# you don't hear people going on about "sausage rights"
treat 'em mean!
(likeajackhammer, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:26, archived)
# exactly.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:28, archived)
#
sausage black pudding

;)
(likeajackhammer, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:24, archived)
# :D are you being a racialist?
He is my black pudding, I suppose. Even if he is only half black.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:26, archived)
# i'm not a racismalist... i like all of the breakfast foods...
:)
(likeajackhammer, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:28, archived)
# hahahahah
tea, meet keyboard
(El Chupacabra "caused harrasment, alarm and distress", Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:15, archived)
# not really...
its a myth... like the g-spot... or this equality thing.... silly wimmins!
(likeajackhammer, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:13, archived)
# G-Spot?
*Rubbing head manically*
Equality...?

Hmmm... Seems I should go outside more often...
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:17, archived)
# especially so
If its your head youve been rubbing.

Try a couple of lubed fingers up your tradesmans
(a man called donkey has been away for too long, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:20, archived)
# I Tried that.. Neither of the Tradesmen were best Pleased...
Hmmm... But they were gas Fitters...
Would Electricians be more appropriate?
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:22, archived)
# :)
tradesmans tradesman's
(likeajackhammer, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:22, archived)
# Their you go
I new a pedant couldnt resist.

Your the one to be called a pedant
(a man called donkey has been away for too long, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:25, archived)
# *melts*
(likeajackhammer, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:32, archived)