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[challenge entry] Messy

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(Pachey, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:43, archived)
# Has it really come to this?


Really?
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:44, archived)
# The Outlook is bleak
:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:46, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:46, archived)
# HAVE I EVER TOLD YOU I REEEEEAAALLLY LOVE YOUR COOL VECTORS???!?!!!??!?!11!?!/?//!?!?





LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:54, archived)
# donkey rape.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:55, archived)
# nooooooooo
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:48, archived)
# You've got Male
(a man called donkey has been away for too long, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:49, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:52, archived)
# *punches self for laughing*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:52, archived)
# Punches dbroon as I laughed too.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:53, archived)
# *bleeds*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:54, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:53, archived)
# *confuseds*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:58, archived)
# I saw a skinflick once where a big black postman came in and said
"I'm from the US Mail, as in Male. Although it should say Mule"

Then a butler who looked like jimi hendrix came in, chucked his muck on a ladies tits and said "The Butler did it!"
(a man called donkey has been away for too long, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:54, archived)
# HAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:54, archived)
# sounds great
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:55, archived)
# hahahahaha
I want to see this.
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:58, archived)
# OH OH OH
Original pirate material
You're listening to the streets
Lock down your aerial
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:46, archived)
# We've all got our runnin's now
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:50, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha
but shouldn't that be 'willy' ?
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:44, archived)
# HAHAHA YOU SAID WILLY!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:47, archived)
# LMAOPLANES SO DID YOU!!!!111
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:48, archived)
# ZOMGAGAPOPS
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:50, archived)
# haha
that's wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:44, archived)
# Hahahaha!
But didn't notice that it was a compo entry at first and was expecting:

inbox, outbox, inbox, outbox, shakeitallaboutbox.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:45, archived)
# Hah!
Glad it wasn't just me!

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:46, archived)
# Well if that's how you like to do it...
(Pachey, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:46, archived)
# wipeitonthecurtainsbox
;)
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:51, archived)
# #You put your left foot in,
left foot out...#

footing is the new fisting



*cough*
apparently
(jammietarts ..., Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:51, archived)
# :D
Very cleverly done. Impressed I am.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:45, archived)
# Sorry it took so long
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:50, archived)
# That's fantastic.
Look at my sexy going out glasses. I'm such a horny beast.

(brb, ciggie time)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:51, archived)
# is that nick nolte?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:52, archived)
# gary busey
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:54, archived)
# He's second in command
of my fantasy B movie actor team.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:56, archived)
# who first?
i suppose mine is malcom mcdowell, but that's his own fault.
(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:58, archived)
# Got to be Brian Dennehy
'Imposing, barrel chested and now silver haired prolific US actor..'
(I helped save b3ta! AngryDave requiring lawyers, guns and money since, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:59, archived)
# he's actually very good
when he can be arsed.
and my friend is related to him.
(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 15:03, archived)
# Rutger Hauer, obviously.
Then Gary Busey, Brian Dennehy and Michael Ironside.

When I get the cash they're going to be in a film about a hard-bitten cop who doesn't always play by the rules.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 15:00, archived)
# but...but...
they can't ALL be the hard-bitten cop who doesn't always play by the rules...?
ah, michael ironside. cheap rates for phoning-in performances.
(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 15:05, archived)
# Dennehy & Busey will be the buddy cop partners
Hauer will be the main baddie, who ordered both their families killed and Ironside his evil right hand who actually did the killing.

You know you'd go see that film.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 15:17, archived)
# is he the cop in Fear and loathing then?
"can I trouble you for a kiss?"
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:58, archived)
# thank you!
i had gary, but my brain kept saying sinise.
isn't his son just as bonkers?
(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:56, archived)
# just as odd-looking at least
the baddie in the frighteners?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:57, archived)
# yep
not the most stable family line

edit: just checked - father and son both on coke. both bonkers. but dad's harder - he's got black belts in EVERYTHING. and he's high...
(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:58, archived)
# Gary Busey
(I helped save b3ta! AngryDave requiring lawyers, guns and money since, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:58, archived)
# hahaha
i can't remember the name of that chap, but i know it to be right
(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:52, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:56, archived)
# This is a modern World...
Da da da da!...
This is a Modern World...

Wooo
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:47, archived)
# bah!
redex for me :(
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:47, archived)
# lol u suxx0rz
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:47, archived)
# your mum
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:48, archived)
# And me
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:47, archived)
# bah bah bahhhhhh
sorry. Jim'll fix it's in my head again.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:49, archived)
# GO AND CHUCK YOUR MUCK OVER YOUR SISTERS JUBBLIES
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:50, archived)
# LOL
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:49, archived)
# It shouldn't be, it's on my own server
*checks anti-horrid-boy settings*
(Pachey, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:49, archived)
# They must be fine
I can see it.
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:49, archived)
# *offended*
i don't want to see it now, it's probably rubbish anyway
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:50, archived)
# Never mind
You probably wouldn't get it anyway.
(Pachey, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:51, archived)
# yeah
girl humour is a nonsense
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:52, archived)
# i can't see it either.
girl humour is the best.
all the girls i've ever had anything to do with have needed lots of it.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:56, archived)
# me too
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:53, archived)
# Hmmmm
I'll go and have a quiet word with the developer.

She's off sick but I'll make her fix it anyway.

*cracks whip*
(Pachey, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:54, archived)
# didn't work when I copied the URL either
but if I took off the image name and found it in you image directory it worked. Fuck know's what's up.

18
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 15:00, archived)
# You on a Mac?
We disabled hotlinking but b3ta's an allowed site so it should be OK.

18 till what? *excites*
(Pachey, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 15:05, archived)
# Mac? How dare you!
Full on milestone cock action (tomorrow)

17
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 15:08, archived)
# Sorry
Where I come from, editors always use Macs.

Really? I'll make a point of being around then.
(Pachey, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 15:11, archived)
# Ngghh
oh dear.

Multitasking again?
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:47, archived)
# Sweet mother of god!
Have this groansome woo ;)
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:51, archived)
# hahahaha, that's ace!
...and then this popped into my head...

...and now I feel soiled.
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:52, archived)
# and so you should!
*sniggers*
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:54, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(Pachey, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:57, archived)
# heeeheee
(I helped save b3ta! tweeny flickr.com/photos/tweeny, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:52, archived)
# hahahahahahaha!
It's like old skool internet ascii pron
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:52, archived)
# wow
it's almost as exciting as the real thing!!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:52, archived)
# harrharrharf!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 25 Jan 2007, 15:07, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahaha
well done indeed
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 25 Jan 2007, 15:18, archived)