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[challenge entry] Who said romance was dead?

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(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 10:11, archived)
# Win.
YES.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 10:13, archived)
# where can i buy it?
one would need a misshaped cock to use it though..
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 10:13, archived)
# the two curves at the top wouldnt be too bad
i can sense logistical issues with the point running along the bottom
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 10:14, archived)
# it's a spunk gutter
so you get jizz on your nutsack
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 10:16, archived)
# ha ha
"spunk gutter"
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 10:17, archived)
# now it all makes sense
now i just need a carving knife and some tissue
(I helped save b3ta! Inigo Montoya Would wear you like a hat. A HAT!!!, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 10:18, archived)
# woo
nice
(Amorous Anonymous im on the interweb >>> reiterated.co.uk, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 10:14, archived)
# fabbywoo
:D
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 10:14, archived)
# Lovely
Durex are missing a trick.
(Pachey, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 10:14, archived)
# :)
nice work
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 9 Feb 2007, 10:16, archived)
# lovely.
i had to chuck a few away the other day,it's been so long that they were a year out of date.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 10:16, archived)
# *click*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 10:17, archived)
# that's great!
i just have to carve my cock into a heart shape now, and it'll be perfect.
*sharpens rusty spork*
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 10:19, archived)
# hahaha nice
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 10:20, archived)
# that's blummin ace
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Fri 9 Feb 2007, 10:21, archived)
# That is an clevar.
I clicked.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 10:24, archived)
# hahaha
this is brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 10:33, archived)
# !
very very bloody good
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 10:52, archived)
# I'd use 'em
My boyfriend has a normal shaped cock, but if they sold these, I'd make him fit dammit.
(EasilyRecognisable I’m back baby, Sat 10 Feb 2007, 15:03, archived)
# They have condoms in the Ukraine that play music when being used
and the more intense the stimulation, the faster the music.

Fuck finding a cure for AIDS--the future belongs to condom technology.
(I gave my ice cream to a shark, so I milked a cat mew mew moo, Sat 10 Feb 2007, 21:03, archived)