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# He doesn't have to pay
cos someone else already did.
(, Sun 11 Feb 2007, 22:48, archived)
# I thought there was a punchline coming
I may just be thick
(, Sun 11 Feb 2007, 22:49, archived)
# That is entirely possible
...And the barman said 'why the long face'

Better?
(, Sun 11 Feb 2007, 22:53, archived)
# ...but the eagles, being discreet,
said nothing.
(, Sun 11 Feb 2007, 22:56, archived)
# Such a lovely place,
Such a lovely place,
'cos we're livin' it up at the Hotel California....
(, Sun 11 Feb 2007, 23:04, archived)
# Sensible man.
I can't help but think that, unless you are stinking rich, spending a large chunk of money on a gesture is a poor way to start into a life of shared resources.
(, Sun 11 Feb 2007, 22:58, archived)
# ^this
you old romantic you
(, Sun 11 Feb 2007, 23:01, archived)
# I made my wife's wedding ring myself by hand
I also made our wedding cake and, despite getting hung up in a cave by it, I have not let go of my wedding ring (which my wife made for me) since she put it on my finger. When I had it mended after the caving incident I found a jeweller who was willing to let me do the work under her guidance.

If I'd spent £5k of the house deposit on a proposal I think Jim would have kicked my arse.
(, Sun 11 Feb 2007, 23:10, archived)